Your Diablo clone with "not a single line of human-written code!" is not yuri and also ew.
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Georgina Bensley
@hanakogames@mastodon.gamedev.place
mastodon 4.7.3Hanako Games - Indie developer, you probably know me from Long Live the Queen or Magical Diary.
Also geeky fangirl, somewhat bent (or is that twisted?)
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@attoparsec@clacks.link What happens when the two cross over? :)
ugh i don't even look at these vns anymore i can recognise the same three AI generated girl structure from the steam image box and reject
STOP SENDING ME YOUR HUGE AI TITS
brain canceled due to weather
"I’d really appreciate it if you could leave a positive review of our game. "
Well, I would have really appreciated it if your game had yuri in it, but we can't always get what we want.
you just never know what you're going to come across in a VN
"features a cast of 15 weird characters you can form relationships with before they quickly start dying off. It features a lot of ecchi content (as you may expect from the stated inspirations) and has a female protagonist!"
Thank you, that is relevant information AND may actually qualify.
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.... oh and now we've added vaguely homophobic jokes so the list. Ugh.
Running an (Argentinian?) restaurant is not yuri but also why the hell do your customer models look like this
So I happened to wander into a going-out-of-business Claire's today out of curiosity and was surprised to discover that the item they seemed to have the MOST stock of left to shift was...
... fake blood.
Why exactly was Claire's Accessories hoarding fake blood?
For this one I'm just going to post the entire submission text:
"darkest sad virus game. graveyeard, skeletons, traps and again need find beer bottles"
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(This game is also kinda mean about fat people and autism, in offhand ways. I'm just trying to find the promised yuri...)
fucking bastards have been bot-mining my forums again i think i'm just giving up at this point
i hate to offload 'community' onto steam and patreon but when people just abuse AI infinitely what can I do?
they're not GETTING any data out of me but they don't care they're just set to TRY, infinitely.
Gotta be careful you don't overdo it on social media i guess (life sim screenshot)
Your AI-generated choiceless ghost story VN is not any of these things.
"If your audience enjoys action-driven experiences with a strong story and atmosphere, I believe this could be a great fit for your curator page."
I mean you could try reading hte listing instead of spamming every curator with this kind of 'if'.
Your female protagonist hack and slash adventure shows no signs of yuri.
Your het sex VN with "AI generated art, video, voice-acting, music, and writing" is not yuri. It is not anything.
"Since you’ve covered these kind of games before, we thought it might be a great fit for your curator page."
Your town-building strategy game is not yuri and also what.
since there is no way to respond to curation submissions i cannot say "Please stop sending me your fully AI VNs where a guy dates three women with big boobs"
"You're getting a copy of this game for one reason: You seem like you would like it."
Actually it... has a chance of being yuri? It's got a choice of male or female protagonist and multiple romance options so while it doesn't 100% say so it's probably fine?
Your souls-like of a man going on a murder rampage is not yuri.
Your game vaguely describes itself as being about ruling Egypt but actually seems to be about building big monuments and neither is yuri.
"If you cover indie games, party games, or local co-op titles, I think your audience would have a great time with this one."
Your multiplayer build-and-smash game is not yuri.
Simulating being a heterosexual wife and mother is not yuri.
Your AI-generated Darkest Dungeons alike is not yuri.
Marketing tiny apartments in order to maximise profit potential is not yuri.
"This is my first game on Steam, and it’s quite a niche project made with a lot of passion"
no, it's made with a lot of AI. and no yuri.
Mafia bank heists are not yuri.
Mysterious girls and butterflies at least could be yuri, that one I'll look into.
i hate network solutions so much (they bought my registrar)
"Monthly Account Statement" which is not, IN ANY WAY, a statement, just a bunch of ads for AI services and a message to "Log into your account to see if anything needs renewing!"
Co-op multiplayer where you all play japanese schoolgirls is... well, there's no actual story at this point so it's not exactly yuri?
"a Korean-made solo dev roguelite RPG inspired by Vampire Survivors and Diablo, set in a wuxia world drawn from classic martial arts fiction"
Cool theme but pretty sure it's not yuri
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(And yes, you can date girls in both of these!)
Sadly this game was NOT submitted to the curator so I'm sitting here staring at it trying to figure out WTF:
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Also running a discount bundle sale this week on itch for Long Live The Queen, Galaxy Princess Zorana, and the artbook:
https://itch.io/s/184864/long-live-the-empress
Guiding mice to safety from fires is not yuri.
(I do have another announcement but I have to wait about two hours for it for maximum effectiveness!)
Running a console game store is not yuri.
"I really value your opinion - it would be a great honor for me if you could leave a curator’s review for my game."
Selling fish is not yuri.
Your series of characterless puzzle rooms is not yuri.
another slot machine roguelike is not yuri
Your FMV/VR game is almost certainly not yuri because I expect you're taking male protagonist for granted so much you're not bothering to ever STATE it. Which will require me to sigh and ask you.
Angry baboon noises may be hard to onomatopoeia but "Chirp chirp chirp chirp!!!" really isn't doing it.
Hunting Bigfoot is not yuri.
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@smellsofbikes Well Cute Bite is yuri-only and the other one does have male options as well so the terminology gets fuzzy :D
But yes, it's also on my yuri list and they did send me a key a while back for that purpose.
