Grampa

You're laughing. Richard Dawkins calls Claude "Claudia" because he wants to fuck it and you're laughing

fupacabra

Kill the libposter with an AI profile pic posting links to substack within yourself

I refer, of course, to this bacon egg and cheese right here

I think it says a lot that the big stuff for computer touchers, like github and aws, are limping along and failing all over the place, while smaller, more modern tools like popular news aggregator jorts dot horse are doing just fine running on one Dell desktop at the bottom of an ancient, forgotten piss cistern somewhere in an uninhabited region of southern ohio

PISS!

Looking at my phone over the top of my glasses as they sit on the very tip of my nose just to feel something (eye strain)

Announcing an end date for a strike or protest makes it completely useless

I'm gonna need an Intel Inside sticker that says "Piss Inside" and is also subtly shaped like balls, thanks

Looking for the positive, it's actually really cool to see an image of the earth from the other side of the moon from when I was one of the people on that orb

slug merchant

We're really just standing around saying "you can't do war crimes, they're illegal" huh

Incredible that this is on its way through interstellar space

Reports coming in that Jesus Christ has engaged the holy roman empire in fulfilling his zombification fetish

On the one hand, Riff Raff's dumb lyrics have a weird appeal to me; on the other, I'd never want to be anywhere near the guy

Who among us has never had a big tiddy husband

:bing:​ how to honk on bobo

Be sure to thank your soap dispenser , he works very hard

With my hair color and the way it's thinning out, i'm getting hyped for my future as Literally Bozo the Clown

More like Ludwig von Baethoven 😍😍😍

smh if you don't test your mix over the failing speakers at a panera bread #musicProduction

I can remember the circle of fifths really easily because it sounds like "see gee dayb... f" and I have autism

Are you taking the Piss-Mate™️​? It'll help with your piss problem

Some horses wear hair extensions

*human adult male voice 1 (UK English) voice* Ruh roh Raggy, rehehehehehe.

Truth be toad

As a Whammy Bar Boy, what's the best whammable music

Shirts, underwear (pants), and socks are software, pants (trousers) are hardware

gettin rowdy and kickin up dirt, respectfully

Be crumbelievable

Ne'er do wells at every turn of late

The hogs of our fathers and their fathers before them

"why don't you put your bag on your lap?" this is my work bag, its place is with the dirt and the filth

I have a memory of a bunch of people crawling around, like, a big spider web and singing about how they love me?

Pissover

Alan Alda personally finances all my posts

What's an ethical email provider that I can use my own domain with? Self-hosting isn't out of the question but uggggghhhhh

Stargates are real, I saw one in Wyoming made of antlers

Nintendo Famicom Tystem

Let us all gather round the common-hole

I need to figure out something I can perform as part of my self-prescribed exposure therapy. Going for this energy https://youtu.be/kWVFEVWJMz8