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Crowbar Jones

@gomichild@aus.social
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CHEF.

Food. Photography. Cookbook Author. Citizen Journalist. Insane Gourmiac. Vociferous Valkyrie. Cook Tease.

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Joined November 12, 2022
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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 1w ago
Replying to
It happens thousands of times a year and the term for it is Avocado Hand - so if you don’t want to have to go around telling everyone you have something stupid called Avocado Hand - ditch the knife whack method.
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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

Someone decided to tear around the drenched garden.

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 2mo ago
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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

My most loved person turns 18 today.

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

CBF Because Sick Cooking: can of lentils & can of cannellini beans (drained, rinsed), can of cherry tomatoes, baby spinach, chicken thigh cutlets seasoned with fingerlime shichimi - whack in oven at 200°C until chook cooked.

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

Simple lunch of duck breast & pea risotto.

#foodporn

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 6mo ago

There was a house auction going on down our street - but he thought they were all standing around waiting for him.

(In the end they were 🙂)

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

The Indoor Potted Herb facing its Most Ferocious Predator - the Memphis

#MemphisTheDestroyer

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

PT Pupper

#MemphisTheMalshi #melbourne

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

We are getting braver with the other doggies at the park. First we observe - then we race up to their humans for pats while they are distracted.

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

Going with a classic cable knit this evening.

#MemphisTheMalshi #puppyfashion #puppy

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Prey* sighted.

* leaf, or tiny human on bike

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

The best bit about Mummy coming down sick is getting to clean up the yoghurt container!

(Which obviously tastes completely different to my yoghurt served in my bowl)

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

VERY WINDY

#MemphisTheMalshi #puppy #puppylife

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Life is a game of Snakes & Ladders except there are no ladders and a fuck tonne of snakes.

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

Blueberry Almond Tarts

The most difficult part of this recipe is not scoffing them all 10 minutes after they come out of the oven.

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https://www.skool.com/food-cooking-2213

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

Bath - so relaxing 😑

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

New jumper - supposed to give Tuff Guy but I think it’s giving Cheerleader 😅

#MemphisTheMalshi #puppy #puppylife

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

Bubbles!

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

We didnt walk far - but we did go slow 😅

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

“Hey it’s Bin Night!”

#MemphisTheMalshi #BinNight

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

First test of this dish I’ve been thinking about for a while - Mackerel - Shio Koji Pea Purée - Miso Sabayon

Like the flavours - think I need to find a bigger mackerel 😅

#foodporn #experiment

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Surrendering to the Sandman.

#MemphisTheMalshi

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Dirty Chai Latte Cheesecake

Great recipe to use up leftover Chai-Nut bikkies!

Just kidding there are never any left over - bake a double batch to make this.

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Chai-Nuts

Like a cup of chai in bikkie/cookie form.

Includes new tricky flavour enhancing technique - which may revolutionise your baking completely!
(And I do not say that lightly)

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 6mo ago

Yes, he IS very floofy.

#MemphisTheMalshi #windy

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

BUSTED!

Words and water spray mean nothing to him!

😭😂

#MemphisTheDestroyer

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Hummingbird Cake

A classic cake that's due for a revival.

No Hummingbirds involved. Maybe.

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Coconut Custard

A little bit different - but no more tricky than regular custard - matches well with tropical fruit desserts.

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Fennel 4 Ways

Fennel & Rocket Salad
Fennel & Orange Salad
Roasted Fennel
Fennel Purée
Bonus recipe: Fresh Valencia Orange Vinaigrette

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Vanilla Panna Cotta

Aim for the wobble!

Recipes for Vanilla Panna Cotta & Coconut Vanilla Panna Cotta

What’s your favourite flavour?

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https://www.skool.com/food-cooking-2213

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Bit windy.

#MemphisTheMalshi #puppy #puppylife

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

“Memphis!”

#MemphisTheMalshi #puppy #training

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Moules Marinières

Like most seafood, mussels are delicious, quick to cook and good for you. They are also a pain in the arse to prepare and clean - that’s the tax you gotta pay for the benefits.

Mussels - yes or no?

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Sorbet

Sweet and creamy - with no cream!

Two recipes - Mango & Yuzu Sorbet AND Strawberry, Lemon Myrtle & Limoncello Sorbet

What is your favourite flavour?

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Puy Lentils

Handy and healthy pantry staple to have - no need to soak and cook in under 30 minutes.

How do you like to serve them?

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 5mo ago

Mabo-Dofu

Tofu, mince and a spicy lush sauce - what's not to love?

You can also make this vegan by using chopped mushrooms or tempeh in place of the mince.

What sides would you serve with this?

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Crowbar Jones @gomichild@aus.social
· 4mo ago

Just trying to drink a coffee 😭😭 brutally attacked!

#MemphisTheMalshi #vicious

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