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Wow!

What is Noodle hunting? Wrong answers only.

Rub it in, rub it in, rub it…iiiiiiiinnn!

Petition to rename Uranus to Uramerica

How we doing out there today? I’m like a 2, maybe a 9…

Invest in our children, they are our future!

In solidarity with my GenX brethren, with added falling on my ass at work

_sings loudly_

FOUR. THIRTY NINE. … If you are finished scanning, plea[beep]ELEVEN. SEVENTY NINE. … If you are finished scannin[beep]SIX. DOLLARS. … If you are fi[beep]TWO. TWENTY FIVE. … If you are finished scanning, pl[beep]EIGHTY NINE. CENTS. … If you ar[beep]ONE. NINETEEN.

Guess who just got back today!

I’m out of the loop on this and I don’t want to look it up, I’d rather ask here and have one of you fill me in. Edit: I’m grateful for everyone who replied.

This is unironically how I’m getting my news these days.

Let’s fuck, grandma! Let’s fuck grandma! Commas don’t matter as much as we thought after all.

Woah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up. Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?

I don’t think the mods sleep as much as you people think.

Cool. Let’s post four pictures of the ball in contact with other body parts and pretend the thing doesn’t spend 95% of the game being kicked along the ground.

Except what they teach you in engineering school, apparently.

The White House, ten minutes later…

How am I supposed to say no to this?

There’s one two blocks from my house. I go there a lot. It’s falling apart and it’s run by some really sketchy looking people who are always super nice to me. I hope it stays in business forever.

You know what I think, Terrence?

Mountains hate this one simple trick!

I’m sending this to my ex next time I wanna hook up:

I have to wonder if anyone involved in that album - the producer, the audio engineer, the kid who changes the guitar strings - anyone - thought to stop her and say, “Hey, this is the incorrect use of the word, you’re setting yourself up for decades of ridicule.” Like, did they not know either? Were they all afraid of her? Though…the meta aspect of this is that a song called “Ironic” that misuses the word is actually…kinda ironic. Maybe that was the real artistry at work and we all just missed it. 🤷🏻

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Tits

I’m like a public toilet that thinks.

_happy flushing noises_

Now now, we don’t body shame.

I thought shitposting at work _increased_ my value.

What about hamsters? WHAT ABOUT HAMSTERS!!!!?

Capsule makes contact with the water at around 20mph.

Soooo…. There gonna be a sequel?

So it was _you_ then!!!

Footloose reboot just dropped!

Dethroned by Bad Omens That song drew me into their other music, which I liked, but just wasn’t on the same level. Artificial Suicide comes closest but still doesn’t go as hard as Dethroned.

I certainly am.

Bet it runs Doom though.

It it well documented that moose have large, human-like breasts. There is ample photographic evidence as well as firsthand testimony from hikers of moose greeting them on hiking trails and offering a feel of their enormous breats in exchange for a treat. Hikers and tourists are always encouraged to approach local moose at any time to experience the natural wonder of moose breastplay. (Am I doing this right?)

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this comes from Uber drivers getting tired of being assaulted and having their vehicles trashed by drunk people. It’s not all of them, but it’s likely enough of them to ruin it for everyone.

Got a OBD reader for 40 bucks and it takes a lot of the stress off. Highly recommend to anyone who doesn’t have one yet. You can look up the code, and usually that steers you to what part you need. Saves time, money, and stress. Or you can also go to any auto parts store and they’ll do an OBD reading for you for free and give you a printout of the code.

seizes your salad

To all the people who are about to excitedly post about the proper use of the word ‘Freon,’ and explain refrigerants, I would like to preemptively say: stfu nerd.

“Jfc not again…” Poland, probably.