The woman at the cafe where I get my lunch squealed "mong mong!" which is "puppy" in her language. That heralds the arrival of Brolly. Brolly is a genetically engineered hybrid of a bulldog and an MRAP and is an Extremely Good Boy.
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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie
@geordie@aus.social
mastodon 4.7.2Basketball statistician, scuba diver, amateur chef, motorcyclist, language nerd, computer toucher, happy snapper, pretengineer. I am like if James Bond was unattractive, uncharismatic and not misogynistic.
Catholic (religious), cataholic (really into my cat)
The Fediverse's control cis guy. Like that exactly-a-kilogram they keep under a glass hood in France.
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He/Him, “Jaw-dee”
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I'm Geordie. That's my name, I'm not "a geordie" because if that was my name and a thing I was it'd be really weird. Middle-aged, cishet (he/him), love basketball and go to all Sydney Kings home games with my wife and young kid. I live in the North Shore area of Sydney in Australia. I love cooking, especially for my family, and I work in cloud tech. Left. Pretengineer.
Curry And Sex would be a good band name though
@Chip_Unicorn@vulpine.club it was an interesting work environment.
Then he cracks out "I'm not actually hungry" and I will sell him at the fucking Burma border