Garak Quote of the day

Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones were true and which ones weren't?
Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true.
Bashir: Even the lies?
Garak: Especially the lies.

That's why you came to me, isn't it, Captain? Because you knew I could do those things that you weren't capable of doing. Well, it worked. And you'll get what you want, a war between the Romulans and the Dominion. And if your conscience is bothering you, you should soothe it with the knowledge that you may have just saved the entire Alpha Quadrant and all it cost was the life of one Romulan senator, one criminal, and the self-respect of one Starfleet officer.

I don't know about you, but I'd call that a bargain.

I never tell the truth because I don't believe there is such a thing.

To think, after all this time, all our lunches together... you still don't trust me. There's hope for you yet, doctor.

Now, if you'll excuse me - my dungeon awaits.

Lying is a skill like any other. And if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.

Now, if you'll excuse me - my dungeon awaits.