fourbitdaddy@woof.group:~$ journalctl -f

Also, and before I completely forget, happy #monomonday mastodon boyfriends.

This week I learned that Microblogging platforms somehow convinced everyone that in them you can find true "community."

But in here, we are not talking to friends around a coffee table or over beers. We are shouting into a megaphone, in front of thousands of strangers who don't even know us.

So I spot a new chunky bearded guy while I was on the treadmill and I immediately ASL my hubby across the gym:

Look at the Cute Bear. Red shirt. Pokemon Cap.

He replies:

Moron. He's my ex.

Lol, I did not recognize the guy. I should not be allowed to drive or cruise without glasses.

Alright, so now my computer scans my bluesky, and maintains my "VIP Mutuals" list to keep me focused, auto-follows people that just popped up on my radar (unless banned), and auto-unfollows people that have gone radio silent (unless protected).

Yeah, I'm a geek like that, old school and cyberpunk.

Imma conduct a little experiment and see how many people I can piss off today and will block me. Stay tuned.

I often wonder if I'd enjoy medical dramas like Gray's Anatomy and The Pitt more, if it were just the messy life of doctors.

You know, without the heaping serving of pathology and medical cases of sensationalized, worst-case scenarios that shoot my health anxiety through the roof.

Fashionably late as always!

I've been playing Robin Morningwood on steam this past weekend. And I have to admit, and while I personally rarely take a sub role I'm strangely feeling drawn to Gregor and his many, many wonderful kinks.

I 'm loving this beefy, queer, polyamorous RPG. ❤️

If 2026 taught me anything, it was that you can take a horse to water, but you can't make them drink.

Also no amount of worry, self-blame or guilt will ever make them thirsty.

So I shouldn't care for someone more than they are willing to care for themselves.

I finally learned to let go.

32 hours into this stomach flu, I'm down to just chills, body aches, a mild headache and occasionally a few bouts of nausea if I lay down.

Water and toast kind of keep that under control.

It hit me like a freight train this one, but at least I didn't toss my cookies.

I'm exhausted...

That chinese food did NOT agree with me. Been having gas, cramps, chills, and frequent trips to the bathroom all morning.

TBH, I can cope with that without issues, its the sudden bouts of nausea what is harshing my mellow.

Tally's up!

ONE (1) gen AI image yields:

• 6 blocks
• 117 unfollows
• 2 angry DMs
(per MB / 48h)

Projected outrage:
US 52.5% | JP 8.5% | UK 4.6% | Other 34.4%*

Also, people would go for either version of me (hairy or smooth), so I don't need to feel like genetics failed me.

*Napkin Math.

ATProto is fun! 😅

I wish I had this level of API control back in shitter.

Now I can programatically check who I should be paying more attention to, rather than blindly spending my time where its not even appreciated.

No hard feelings, its just we don't talk anymore and you don't seem to care.

Pop quiz time!

​Option A (hairy) or Option B (smooth)

Which timeline are you voting for, A or B?

Sound in the comments.

[ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴇꜱ, ᴏɴᴇ ɪꜱ ᴘᴜʀᴇ ᴀɪ ꜱʟᴏᴘ. ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ, ᴀ ᴅᴀᴛᴀ ᴄᴇɴᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴏɪʟ ᴀ ꜱᴍᴀʟʟ ᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ʟɪɢʜᴛ, ᴀʟʟ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴄɪᴇɴᴄᴇ]

I feel utterly annoyed and cheated when I search gaymaletube and xhamster for "cum inside" videos and every single time the top pulls out, jizzes all over the other guy's ass and balls and sticks it back in.

When did that shit became cuming inside? Ugh!

Also Disney+ is jamming ads on all tiers...

Viva México, and all that jazz! ♥️

My fridge suddenly made a cracking sound when I closed a door.

A clip from the door snapped off. I took a pic and asked Gemini if it recognized the part. I knew it was a long shot.

Lo and behold in less than 1 minutes I had the part name, part number and a link to amazon.

It arrives tomorrow. 😱

It irks me to no end that I can't pinch and zoom videos on bluesky client on my phone...

I was reading an old paper called: AI models collapse when trained on recursively generated data.

And I thought to myself: If tech companies must separate synthetic content from human content to prevent model rot, maybe we should all watermark our stuff as AI generated to starve the Shoggoth...
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-024-07566-y