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I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger
than tequila before breakfast.
-- R. Nesson
Must be over 21.
To see the butcher slap the steak, before he laid it on the block,
and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly. It was
agreeable, too -- it really was -- to see him cut it off, so smooth and juicy.
There was nothing savage in the act, although the knife was large and keen;
it was a piece of art, high art; there was delicacy of touch, clearness of
tone, skilful handling of the subject, fine shading. It was the triumph of
mind over matter; quite.
-- Dickens, "Martin Chuzzlewit"
All language designers are arrogant. Goes with the territory... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <1991Jul13.010945.19157@netlabs.com
It is, of course, written in Perl. Translation to C is left as an
exercise for the reader. :-) -- Larry Wall in <7448@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
"Ask not what A Group of Employees can do for you. But ask what can
All Employees do for A Group of Employees."
-- Mike Dennison
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You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
[Evil to him who evil thinks.]
-- Motto of the Order of the Garter (est. Edward III)
No running on pool deck.
Rincewind formed a mental picture of some strange entity living in a castle
made of teeth. It was the kind of mental picture you tried to forget.
Unsuccessfully.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
Any philosophy that can be put "in a nutshell" belongs there.
-- Sydney J. Harris
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HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
fertilizing it.
Too cool to calypso,
Too tough to tango,
Too weird to watusi
-- The Only Ones
A little suffering is good for the soul.
-- Kirk, "The Corbomite Maneuver", stardate 1514.0
Whoa...I did a 'zcat /vmlinuz > /dev/audio' and I think I heard God...
-- mikecd on #Linux