herring:~ fortune

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

I'm trying to be positive here instead of dying all over the place and/or sticking forks in my eyes

Paintball on Mars... hmmmm... ("You fool, your HV Gun punctured his airsuit!") "You fool! Your HV Gun changed the planet's orbit!"

"I told you to get rid of those sideburns hippie!"

and if elected president, my first act will be to declare war on canada. then i'm gonna press the red button a whole buncha times.

COMPRESSED BREAKFAST COMPOUND! It's not CEREAL!

NARF.

Yes, we psychotics share a special bond it's called parole....

X-Clacks-Overhead: GNU Terry Pratchett

*** DeciByte has quit IRC (YAHH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!)

yes! the chipmunk from hell lives on!

remember that holovid commentator that got killed as an "innocent bystander" in a drive-by shooting? the one that likened God to the Cosmic Rabbit that would one day eat the Worldcarrot?

yes! the chipmunk from hell lives on!

"this devastation used to be the barney the dinosaur museum. It was destroyed in world war 3. People refer to this as 'Barney Rubble.'"

NUKE HIM! NUKE HIM TILL HE GLOWS THEN SHOOT HIM IN THE DARK!

(off-colour math joke about putting dx before an integral) That's terrible. The dx is changing in the implied limit in the integral, you can't just wave it around outside in the breeze like that, there are kids around. the funny thing is they just do it openly in Europe and no one cares because they're used to it. (nods sagely)

o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war! o/`

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

"Nice tuxedo. Nice tuxedo to DIE in!"

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.

*** DeciByte has quit IRC (YAHH! DEATH TO OATMEAL!)

"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like if the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync traded guys."