god rest ye! merry gentlemen

imagine having a white-hot hissy fit about having pronouns “forced” on you when you yourself have forced a human being to be called “X Æ A-12”

how much would I have to donate to charity to get @_chloeswarbrick@twitter.com to tell luxon to go fuck himself on a hot mic

oh he meant freedom FROM speech

no I don’t think I’ll be sitting in a packed cinema for four hours in the middle of a pandemic to watch a racist appropriative sequel to a film that was fine at best, thanks though

Hey @googlefonts@twitter.com! I really like that you've included Te Reo Māori in your list of preview text languages — but can you please leave the macrons on the vowels? Makes it much easier to find a font suitable for displaying Māori text.

I really like the little smart devices I have in my house and at this rate it’ll only be another thirty years or so before they pay off in terms of the time I’ve spent fucking around trying to set them up

┏┓
┃┃╱╲ in
┃╱╱╲╲ this
╱╱╭╮╲╲house
▔▏┗┛▕▔ we
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wash your hands
be use soap
neat hang up your towel
& tidy brush your teeth
change toilet paper roll
floss and put the seat
flúšh dõwn
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

wow, imagine the level of constant anxiety and uncertainty I’d be feeling if this WASN’T the first christmas without covid hanging over us, th*nks j*cinda this is fine

I’m bilingual in that I speak languages like my own and languages unlike my own

oh heck everyone I sure did enjoy The Menu!

I wish I had retweeted a tweet I saw last week because I can’t stop thinking about it but I can’t find it. As far as I can remember, it went:

[me, learning about recency bias for the first time]
oh yeah, that’s the main one

well, goodbye I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ can't say I've found anything particularly worth engaging with here

who is the croatian player in the fetish? mask?

Modrić sounds like the evil knight everyone is scared of at the jousting tournament

celebrating the theatre awards the way they celebrate improvised theatre i.e. not at all

one of my ears is completely blocked and it’s driving me absolutely LOOPY.