Throwback Thursday: Dec. 2007 it was a late night, and Depot Cat had stolen a tram to go on a Kebab Crawl. Even now we still can’t get the smell of garlic sauce out of the vehicle. #YarraTrams
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A driver in Adelaide has attempted to extend the line further up Port Rd, but didn’t get very far.
We won’t employ them here at #YarraTrams, but are bringing them on as an external consultant, so that we have plausible deniability if they do it on our network. 📸Kane’s Trains
Throwback Thursday: May 2010 Jake the Dog poses with P&MTT No.44 at the 100th birthday of Malvern Depot.
After this Jake went on to medical school, and now is at the Royal Children’s Hospital working as Doctor Jake. We replacing him with Depot Cat. Bad move. #YarraTrams 📸 Wongm
Due to free travel, Tram Cops have nothing to do, so will instead be questioning if the universe is potentially infinite, can we safely say that other intelligent life exists somewhere within it, and do they have doughnuts?
If you know the answer, don’t tell them. #YarraTrams
With the footy season about to begin for realsies, why not join the #YarraTrams Footy Tipping Comp?
Simply tip in order which games will have the most unruly passengers and delays, and you could win two tickets to catch a tram to the AFL Grand Final! Wowwee!!!!