elle mundy

yeah dude, i could do that before, so what

don’t be fooled; they’re calling for a pause on ai development because they’re running out of money

siri ai is going just great

iPhone duo? what’s next, iPhone treo??

just heard a podcast ad for anthem blue cross blue shield bragging about how they’re giving back to the community by building some kind of atrium at a sports stadium. motherfuckers, that’s what you did with my premium instead of approving my claims?

i had to really look closely to make sure i censored my email address correctly lol

how the fuck do i turn off smart reply suggestions in messages on iOS 27

ah cool, very nice “only liberal democracy in the middle east” you’ve got there https://novaramedia.com/2026/09/17/netanyahu-vows-to-strip-citizenship-from-israelis-who-criticise-the-idf/

@maxleibman@beige.party * we never said it was perfect † or even great ‡ in fact siri is the one who told us it was good

@maxleibman@beige.party @mattblaze@federate.social we used to be a proper country

and neither of them are jet black, which is very disappoint

RE: https://aus.social/@mrandelbot/117316729238196647 the door is opening to a new dimension

@the_etrain@beige.party taken together, i bet all the sandwiches you've eaten could reach to the moon

RE: https://flipboard.com/@newyorktimes/home-page-91uottdbz/-/a-ERLbaoh6QHebQCH7fkCzFA%3Aa%3A3195393-%2F0 tescreal fascists?

always remember to cross your p’s and dot your q’s

@emersunn@beige.party @the_etrain@beige.party thank you!

this is like the opposite of a neil sardesai post

a coding agent is a tool for optimizing your coding agent for several hours every time it makes a mistake

@VCP@mastodon.social yeah it’s a strange choice all around

everyone’s all “security this” and “exploits that” when they should also be like “bug fixes this” and “performance that”

@futurebird@sauropods.win they are often literally the same person https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/no-freedom-openai-boss-sam-altman-sparks-frenzy-after-dystopian-prediction/news-story/837f91f37c101f422cac77ec5eb2764f

@slightlyoff@toot.cafe bbbut fiduciary duty! (emphasis on douche)

ah cool, so now spotify is running a scalping racket https://support.spotify.com/us/article/reserved-by-spotify/

[fires everyone except a skeleton crew, then witnesses the results] see? all these humans i pay real money to can’t even do their jobs right. they say they’re “stressed” and “overworked” but really they’re just lazy and slow. nobody wants to work anymore. time to replace them with AI

@amiserabilist@beige.party @mrose@universeodon.com it has been so irrational for so long

what the fuck. was this the only guy trump could think of?? https://www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-east/early-goal-of-us-israeli-war-on-iran-was-to-install-hardline-former-president-report/3942678

actually i rescheduled to tuesday because something more important came up: tickets to see “the history of concrete”

RE: https://dmv.community/@pixelpusher220/117075558012677256 ✳️ noodling… you’re right to point that out. i assumed that just because one plane was on the ground and the other was landing that they were in different locations, and that i could safely direct the second plane to land before the first had finished taxiing off the runway. instead, they were in the same location and crashed into each other, killing everyone on board. and that was wrong. i’ll learn from this, and i won’t do it again! 😊

bananosity: a measure of the degree to which it is bananas

@tankgrrl@hachyderm.io and louisiana, apparently!

brb gonna start ai generating sports games and taking bets on the outcome

@peptostate@jorts.horse too real

@maxleibman@beige.party for simplicity, we’ve started referring to them as a1, a2, and a3. and to appease the countdown aficionados, we’ve labeled them n2 and n1

@morgan@sfba.social 😩

@tankgrrl@hachyderm.io the new jersey to new york pipeline is real

@cR0w@infosec.exchange this but unironically https://darkwatersystems.com (also, lol at the inclusion of a w.e.b. dubois quote at the bottom from a work of the same name)

@vaneeten@mastodon.nl yep

@lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social very nice. here's what's running on acela now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avelia_Liberty

i legit thought it was friday for most of the day today @darthbluesky.bsky.social https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qzuw62ra5pgoy7ohoaj4gd7v/post/3mvpudfmsp22j

weird how dhh's initials contain two (2) of the letter h

@lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social tbh those new acela trains are quite nice. wish the rest of the country could get them