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Watching Twitter die, or seeming to be doing so, then dropping back in here, which feels a little pathetic, like leaving post-it notes for myself, thinking a Brave New World is coming, but less Brave and more Sad.

AMIRITE?

The Chinese spy balloon saw its shadow, so six more weeks of empty promises to ban TikTok.

I’m no expert on international balloon relations, but if it had been me flying high over Montana, held aloft by some helium means, my crumpled, bullet-ridden body would right now be on its way to the same storage facility where they keep the Ark of the Covenant in a crate.

How do you deal with a Chinese spy balloon? I know how you deal with a Chinese spy balloon.

#ThatFridayFeeling

TFW it's time to get to work...

Dr. Strange would like a word.

working on the weekend < working for the weekend < but, honestly, just working! 💰

Now, more than ever, it's time we finally got to the bottom of why the word "balloon" is so weird, a weirdo word having side-by-side double letters. UNNATURAL, amirite?

IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED

What socio-political topic du jour did the CCP paint on the side of that balloon so that no one dare pop it lest they get canceled?

Public Service Announcement

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It sees you when you’re sleeping…
It knows when you’re awake…
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#chineseballoon

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HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE THERE, Jimmy Dean. Not that kind of ground hog, OK? #GroundhogDay

WHAT A WOMAN. Yet, her name was Jayne MANsfield. Funny, that.

Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his den and saw the shadow of that girl from the Ring movie as she was crawling from a well. Welcome to 2023.

Ask your doctor if Firewallitol® is right for your cyberinsecurity.