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elmuerte
@elmuerte@idlethumbs.social
mastodon 4.7.2I shouldn't have written all of those tank programs.
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Joined April 25, 2022
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@Tijn@dosgame.club
The illegal copy:
Hello, welcome to our Limewire
Enjoy the possible malware that came with it
You didn't pay us anything
Took quite a bit of effort but I created a usable Gitlab CI/CD template to make container images using buildpacks without needing any Docker daemon.
Yes it has limitations (only "trusted" builds; no extensions).
But this setup does not require a DinD service in Gitlab which is slow and insecure.
This template provides two base jobs which with only a tiny bit on config covers almost all our application images.
Yes, keep buying shady internet connected "smart" devices.
At some point in time you will participate in attacking websites in an attempt to massively steal content to train another shitty AI.
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@bagder@mastodon.social That reminds me of the case where a colleague had issues applying a log4j mitigation back in 2021. System wouldn't start because the command line was wrong.
The recommendation he followed was nicely formatted and used a ‐ instead of -.
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@bagder@mastodon.social That's great. I guess we're at the point where we need non-ascii detection in our clipboards.
When I suggested to my colleague to press backspace and press the minus key he was dumbstruck that git detected a file change.
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MS doesn't really support Windows 10 anymore. But it will install Copilot on it without request or notice.
If Al is so great, then why can't it recommend me a movie on the streaming services that I have which fits the mood and taste I currently have?
The best I can get is "you'll like this movie which you watched only a few months ago"?!
I can assure you, I am not a goldfish.
Updated Zawinski's Law: "Every program attempts to expand until it contains an LLM agent. Those programs which cannot so expand are replaced by ones which can."
"You are just bad at your inputs"
Says the "expert" prompt "engineer" at the slot machines.
Created diskette dumps of MS-DOS 6.22, Windows 3.11 for Workgroups, MS Office 4.2; all Dutch versions. I did not have any fatal reads. It was great hearing the sounds of diskettes being read. And the fear when it suddenly made a different sound.
I think I'm going to spin up an 86box environment emulating the PC I had in early 1995; and then install all these things.
Insert disk 13 of 25 :D
I saw 86box also has sound effects for reading diskettes: https://86box.net/2025/10/26/86box-v5-2.html
So I was in the big city because I needed some new clothes.
I walked past a MediaMarkt and hopped in to see if there were any interesting video games at a nice price. Guess what. No price tags. You have to fumble scanning the bar codes at a terminal. So I didn't buy anything.
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@nscur0@infosec.exchange It would be nice if ErrorProne wasn't tied to internals of javac. So it doesn't work with ECJ. If it did I would have that linting while I typed.
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@scummvm@manitu.social It's for a game that used DivX as movie format instead of the way more common Bink?
Can't be that many games.
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@jplebreton@mastodon.social
So " broken" is negative, but "broken" is not? Same for useless, terrible,awful, horrible. If it's not preceded with a space, it's all positive.
Got it.