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Eli

@elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
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🏳️‍🌈 fake computer guy, no the other one

Primary sysop for the @fedi.computernewb.com instance and guy who makes the computers run at computernewb.com/collab-vm/ (along with many other projects I've had a hand in)

I post about random shit mostly around technology, history, whatever I'm interested in at any given moment

passable systems administrator and can write okay code in C#, JavaScript/TypeScript, Python, and Lua although I rarely enjoy it

snep

59 Followers
35 Following
23 Posts
Joined January 20, 2024
Website:
https://elijahr.dev
Pronouns:
he/him
Location:
🇺🇸 country that elected a felon 79 year old toddler president
Sexuality:
dangerously homosexual
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 1w ago
Replying to
@mudkip@wetdry.world asshole at work said something gross to one of my friends which very clearly made him uncomfortable, just pissed me off enough to want to vaguely rant about it
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 1mo ago

If Andrew Tate gets to rot in Romanian prison for the rest of his life I will accept that as a small payment for all the shitty garbage that has happened this decade

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 6mo ago

oh vnc resolver scan tonight @ 9PM Eastern !!

@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com

fedi.computernewb.com

VNC Resolver (@vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com) - Computernewb Mastodon

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 7mo ago
@rebane2001 Jeff Bezos Doesn't Want You To Know This: Avoid Paying Expensive AWS Bills With This One Simple Trick
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 7mo ago
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
>Out of stock BITCH
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 5mo ago
Replying to
I was clicking the button for like 10 minutes straight and it wouldn't even let me buy one lol
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@kkarhan@infosec.space it's just a serial connection between two qemu VMs so technically I could just make it faster but it's funnier to have it unusably slow like this (this is a public vnc meant to get picked up by @vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com )
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 6mo ago
Replying to
coming soon to a vnc resolver near you
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 5mo ago

venting my frustration not getting the steam controller by playing whack-a-scalper.

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 5mo ago
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· 5mo ago
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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 5mo ago

It looks like you've been attempting a lot of purchases in the last few hours. Please wait a while before trying again.

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 6mo ago

unfortunately due to Unforseen Technical Difficulties (tm) the @vncresolver@fedi.computernewb.com scan has been temporarily delayed, but it will be in the next couple days! Sorry guys!

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 7mo ago

Millions of Americans live paycheck to paycheck with housing and grocery prices skyrocketing, and instead of doing something about this our president has now decided to pour blood and money into yet another pointless forever war halfway across the world that will kill 1000s of civilians

And if that wasn't enough, this time we're hand in hand with a country that has indisputably been committing a genocide over the past 3 years

Fuck everyone who voted for these bloodthirsty psychopaths

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 7mo ago

every matrix client is like "oh it works perfectly except for this one feature that you use every single day"

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 1mo ago

There's a specific genre of open source software in which the maintainers are overly possessive of the software in a way that to me seems antithetical to the philosophy of open source. They'll do things like deliberately making functionality non-configurable based on their own preferences, and then respond to any issues asking for that stuff to be made configurable, or suggesting features that they don't want, in an extremely dismissive and sometimes outright hostile manner. Maintainers like this also tend to be extremely belligerent toward anyone who forks their software to add their own features to it, which again goes against the whole point of open source in the first place.

When I see shit like this I almost wonder if they would secretly rather their software be closed-source but want the street cred of maintaining a FOSS project

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 1mo ago

does the markdown formatting mode in moshidon just not work or am i stupid and using it wrong

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 1mo ago

Might learn emacs out of spite because vim is now AI slop apparently

Literally just read an entire issue thread where two very respected vim maintainers were communicating with each other through fucking LLM responses (complete with excessive pleasantries and some hallucination) whilst trying and failing to get copilot to implement something

what a way to ruin your reputation lol

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 1mo ago

just moved something like 3 refrigerators, 3-4 large dryer units, and around 10 big ass TVs with nothing but a hand truck and now I want ice cream

so now I'm gonna go see if there's anywhere I can obtain ice cream at 11pm

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Eli @elijah@fedi.computernewb.com
· 1w ago
don't know who needs to hear this but "I'm gay and quirky uwu" is not an excuse to sexually harass your coworkers
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