hey wait a minute......
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R ✨️🍾✨️
@drunk_pilates@critter.cafe
please just call me R my first name and also last name is reserved for certain people thanks
28 yr old french malewife thing
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Joined March 14, 2026
is this because im french and also gay
have been suddenly struck with the urge to be ~creative~ in some way
no idea what that means yet
my gender: your mom
whats in my pants: see above
how dare @mewgrim@critter.cafe be funnier than me
another thing about me
im the main caregiver for our system
which
never expected id have that role but here i am ahaha
are capybaras big guinea pigs
or are guinea pigs small capybaras
oh shit we get to see capybaras tomorrow
hell yeah
i like those guys too theyre chill as fuck
i feel like yapping but none of my friends are online it looks like
guess ill put this energy into something else