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thar she blows
thar she blows again

should we get a globe rn
pondering thy globe

guy stopped to watch me reverse park into a narrow spot then gave me a thumbs up when i did it in one go

like my turkish driving instructor said, "im a pretty good driver for an asian woman"

my phone died after 5 years 😭😭😭 im too chronically online to go on

mum stop feeding my photos into AI challenge impossible

first dolly parton, now tim curry? 😢😢😢😢

funniest exchange delivered completely straight

A: *knocks B unconscious*
C: yo what happened to B
A: it's ok they're just tired, let them rest

testing my wife's boundless love & patience by eating mold

first time in years a fic has made me cry WHAT IS HAPPENING

crying & throwing up bcs the cheesy cdrama has time to slot in a "the world would be a better place if we distribute wealth" conversation between the lead couple

it's so hot actually for men to be so insensate with grief they pass out

my group chats on ig rlly offer a glimpse into my special interests:
- BL
- indonesian diaspora
- cigarettes

i vote that we ground all helicopters until we figure out wtf is going on

my belly is warm and full of soup