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DevOps from Hell Excuses

#DOFH

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Joined December 14, 2024
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 5d ago
#DOFH excuse #28: Sysadmin stuck in BSDjail, needs bail money.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 5mo ago
#DOFH excuse #96: Password too long.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 4mo ago

#DOFH excuse #107:

Server was destroyed by a tsunami in Digital Ocean.

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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 5mo ago

#DOFH excuse #103:

Windows 10.

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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 6mo ago

#DOFH excuse #36:

BGP peering agreement not signed in blood.

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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 3mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #15: Docker swarm stung devops team to death.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 3mo ago
#DOFH excuse #99: We migrated from serverless to useless infrastructure.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #74: IP tunnel suffered TBM failure.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #63: Chinese hackers.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #59: Assets are in the wrong resolution.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
#DOFH excuse #36: BGP peering agreement not signed in blood.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
#DOFH excuse #91: Ruby derailed.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #60: CSS is out of style.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #47: Patch installation went bad, we have to break into our own servers.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #22: A stop job is running ...
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #62: Random script from GitHub curl'd directly into bash.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #7: Docker unavailable due to whalers.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #45: It's not DNS. There's no way it's DNS. It was DNS.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #44: Select all images with a store front.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #98: We migrated from serverless to userless infrastructure.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #3: UnicodeDecodeError
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #27: Unable to quit vi.
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 2mo ago
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#DOFH excuse #51: AWS data lost due to deforestation
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DevOps from Hell Excuses @dofh_excuses@gts.chapek9.com
· 1mo ago
#DOFH excuse #104: CEO says we're going fully Cloud Naive.
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