dancfrench

Hello friends. Tiptoe here with my annual medical announcement 🐾

This time last year I was very poorly and caused my hoomans to panic, worry and Google things at 3am, cancel their Christmas plans and think about remortgaging the house in order to pay for the ridiculous vet bills.

I had another funny turn in the summer too but thanks to lots of daily medicine, expensive diet food, care and fuss, today, I am happy to report I’m still here for Christmas 2025.

The vets say “I’m a little miracle”. Go me!!

Here’s to a healthy 2026.

Tiptoe 🐾

#catsofmastodon #catoftheday #tiptoe #tiptoecat #poorlycat

Underberg’s in the Hairy Lemon Pub Shed. This was such a bad idea 🤢

#underberg #thehairylemon #pubshed #hangovercure

https://youtube.com/shorts/FwTzB3dgq6U?si=hRv9oPDzYAWm17kV

A Hot Toddy is a soothing, warm cocktail with a kick designed to combat colds and soothe a sore throat.

Ingredients;
#Honey 🍯
#LemonJuice 🍋
#Cloves 🪾
#Cinnamon 🪴
#HotWater 💦
#Whisky 🥃

https://youtu.be/auilakcICc8?si=u9OlENPrFWu2z8nx

A super easy way to give your partner an orgasm this Valentines Day ❤️🍸

#ValentinesDay2026 #Valentinesdaycocktail #thehairylemon #pubshed

https://youtu.be/N5Zy9M5PoJY?si=TcbuwTrbh7KZkG31

Jumping on the AI Caricature bandwagon in the #hairylemon pub shed. Not sure why it made 8st heavier though; I look like #johnnyvegas 😂

Tia Maria & Orange Juice tastes like Jaffa Cakes (or maybe Terry’s Chocolate Orange) #pubshed #thehairylemon #shotoclock #cocktails

https://youtube.com/shorts/T5ndJ5RPXI4?si=TooCxrG94RNS-QyO

Irn Bru Margaritas taste magic! #BurnsNight #irnbru #thehairylemon #pubshed

https://youtu.be/SbPSKPaJivs?si=bkeeYu7q0uoqDENW

What a fantastic ending, to a fantastic series 2!! As much as I want to see more of Ali Larter on my tv screen, I genuinely don’t think #landman needs a series 3 😮. There, I said it.

Bomb-Jägers on a Friday. Happy New Year Team from the Hairy Lemon pub shed #jagermaister #redbull #thehairylemon #pubshed #hiteam

https://youtube.com/shorts/Nbe3yhJyt1M?si=EzukYGbINw_0pJ0d

It was far too early for nasty drinks lol 😂 Happy New Year Team 🍋 #italianbreakfast #thehairylemon #pubshed #lemoncello #espresso #baileys

https://youtube.com/shorts/pUfwIllyaiw?si=cV5DQt3-Y2vhA3KG

Last gig of the year; on a Wednesday 😮 Mad Dog Mcrea did not let us down at the The Prince Albert , Stroud. Absolutely brilliant. Support from the The Skimmity Hitchers was superb as well.

Guinness Christmas Challenge Day 15 Split the G with a straw, blindfolded. #splittheg #guinnesschallenge #thehairylemon #fyp #nailedit #boom #completeditmate #danssillychallenge

https://youtube.com/shorts/OZ1vhmTzVJg?si=auu0Ag21UC_gKkSm

Guinness Christmas Challenge Day 14 Split the G with a straw, blindfolded. #splittheg #guinnesschallenge #thehairylemon #fyp #fail #seeyoutomorrow

https://youtube.com/shorts/iRWKvjo0Eo4?si=qm06WOdmwxs1DTTA

Guinness Christmas Challenge Day 13. Split the G with a straw, blindfolded. #splittheg #guinnesschallenge #thehairylemon #fyp #fail #seeyoutomorrow #sisterhairylemon

https://youtube.com/shorts/RikHTZ9mYuw?si=Z7MOw71drDp4soPJ

Guinness Christmas Challenge Day 13. Split the G with a straw, blindfolded. #splittheg #guinnesschallenge #thehairylemon #fyp #fail #seeyoutomorrow #sisterhairylemon

https://youtube.com/shorts/RikHTZ9mYuw?si=Z7MOw71drDp4soPJ

This is sheer poetry #drinkbutdontgetfired

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRNKchAn/

Guinness Christmas Challenge Day 11. Split the G with a straw, blindfolded. #splittheg #guinnesschallenge #thehairylemon #fyp #fail #seeyoutomorrow #hiteam

https://youtube.com/shorts/E155zfHZOnA?si=ycOSmnGFbGASwiXF

Guinness Christmas Challenge Day 11. Split the G with a straw, blindfolded. #splittheg #guinnesschallenge #thehairylemon #fyp #fail #seeyoutomorrow #hiteam #tiptoethecat

https://youtube.com/shorts/tOG7aEkwKdk?si=uNQmzI0l7zgVpfqO

Happy St Patrick’s Day 2026. Let’s split the G, but upside down. Or not #fail. #stpatricksday2026☘️🌈🎩 #thehairylemon #splittheg #guinness @GuinnessIreland

https://youtube.com/shorts/49uk7b-ilg0?si=ISQIXpZb3cn7s62O

@RadioX - 8.45am. Some idiot who doesn’t know how to eat a Muller Fruit Corner gets mentioned on the #stupidamnesty 😂

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRHkc1fE/