Oh, I like this song! #TOTP
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Daniel Durrans
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mastodon 4.7.3Street & documentary photographer, exploring the urban environment and human world.
Tech leader working in automotive financing and fleet management.
Bristolian who is generally disappointed at the state of local politics.
Grumpy about national and world politics. Trying to be part of the tofu eating wokerati, but without actually having to eat tofu.
Occasional cat pictures & toots about home life.
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I wonder what a #TOTP studio would look like for 2026.
At least her knee is better. #TOTP
This absolute belter is the epitome of britishness. #TOTP
No Cricket? Proms? Darts? Snooker?
Flipping heck!
#TOTP
Has she changed her top? That was quick. #TOTP
They are very squeeky. It's like watching Annie the musical... need earplugs.
Entirely forgettable… unlike the tinnitus. #TOTP
I do have this vague memory of that style of fabric being en vogue for a little while around this time. #TOTP
TUNE! #TOTP
This lighting (reflecting up off the floor) is doing absolutely nothing for them. Shame. #TOTP
And now they are singing sample loops? Incredible. #TOTP
Who said Tom Jones just now?
You frickin summoned him!
#TOTP
Was there a contractual distance that Tom had to stay away from the dancers? #TOTP
The other Dirty Dancing song. #TOTP
Are these the robots from Austin Powers with machine guns in their boobs? #TOTP
His ‘singing’ voice is significantly better on the studio single. #TOTP
Temu Ruby Rhod. #TOTP
Hmm... this might not be one song. #TOTP
I think she might be miming. #TOTP
Hang on... they had more songs than Dancing in the Moonlight? #TOTP
You can sex someone slowly, as long as it isn't doggy style, Tom. #TOTP
Blimey that's a coat isn't it. #TOTP
Do you think they filmed these back to back? #TOTP
I think Mel forgot to button up her jeans. #TOTP
This is what I've been waiting for.
I was shocked when I saw their first TV interview and realised they were from Liverpool #TOTP
This girl group must have been entirely forgettable. #TOTP
SHE’S DOING IT AGAIN! #TOTP
OH OH what a tune! #TOTP
TIL you can't say "Doggy Style" on #TOTP
Camera malfunctioning there. #TOTP
Wow she is thin, and not in a healthy way. #TOTP
Cornrow season? #TOTP
You should always know where your towel is. #TOTP
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Imagine the HR team had a bit too much at the Christmas party... this is what it would look like. #TOTP
Do you have to pay extra for on stage seating at #TOTP ?
Right! That's it everyone. #TOTP done for another week. Time to watch something else.
Is this the audition phase of Britain's Got Talent? I thought I was watching #TOTP
“Coochie” - perfectly acceptable.
“Doggy Style” - unacceptable.
#TOTP
I would never have described Idlewild as a ‘boy band' #TOTP
I hope you're all singing along to this! #TOTP
It really is a silly microphone isn't it.
#TOTP
Thought that was a dot matrix printer sitting next to his computer.
#TOTP
Honestly, I do like this. Been listening to UK Speed Garage recently and it really hits some brain buttons for me. #TOTP
Hello #TOTP !
What? Eurovision this weekend? What is this... May?