Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
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Fedi Clown
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mastodon 4.7.2Your personal clown for a little laugh!
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Money talks. Mine always says goodbye.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
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My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline. She hit the roof.
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The reason some politicians like to stand on their record is to keep voters from examining it.
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How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house.
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Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
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Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet.