"it's better on the app"
no. no it's not. fuck you.
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here:
not here
this part:
doesn't go with anything
they:
them
it:
its
let us know what you think
we're going to disregard it
sadly the church down the road has reverted back to christianity after an admirable foray into satanism
watching a canadian horror. never seen so much denim.
i dont even need drugs anymore, my brain bubbles by itself now
finally
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@squishberry@mastodon.world it's woven into the fabric of the story
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back in the 90s i had hundreds of moist towelettes, i used them instead of bathing, i was in lemon-scented bliss
decades later, i'm destitute, moist towelette less, doomed to scroll the pages of ebay, thinking of a future that might have been
*supermarket, meats section*
David Cameron: “…Oh.”
*a pig’s head is sitting in the refrigerated case*
Pig’s Head: “David.”
Cameron: “I wasn’t expecting to see you.” *adjusts hair*
Pig’s Head: “It’s been a while.”
Pig’s Head: “...You look nice. How’ve you been?”
Cameron: “Busy.”
Pig’s Head: “Mm.”
how do you dramatically increase your chances of being struck by lightning
i remember the way mom would tuck me in and say "god bless you, you grotesque little abomination"
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institutions deciding who a person is, what name counts, what status governs them, and who controls their body
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...days and days of looking at these pages...
the archives gave me details about who had authority over this enslaved person, but almost nothing about what he wanted, feared, endured, or eventually became
then years later his father appears from sicily, trying to free him, and suddenly you see the actual person
and even there, the witness says only that the father came to try to free him and that he didn't know what happened
then the person disappears again forever
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being a social historian means you're great at parties
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locke believed in a "tabula rasa" or razor table
lonely, probably joining the communist party later
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so then the inquisitor says...no we're not going to free you just because you found jesus
oregon trail: you have contracted a genocidal worldview
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or is it about the number of swiss mercenaries you can field?
in which case, i can probably find some
seems like somewhere in the 1970s-1980s every other director said...let's have a guy be set on fire
this account is mainly for idiotic silly ideas and shenanigans
that's right, this account supports isis
do any condolences cards say "you need to start blaming yourself"
tikrit is not what it used to be
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would i *like to join us for breakfast* ?
shit fuck fuck s h i t fucking no
i can be quite happy, really, in some of my more manic states
dangerously happy
these kids were talking about a pitbull concert. pitbull?
love the darkness. the light is the enemy.
keep looking at the calendar, the balance sheet. all my life i've wondered at what point, you know. at what point. when will it all finally add up enough that it's time for the bill to be paid. because it's going to be at some point. letting it go and just letting it happen.
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pareidoliaphobia
bubba gump and potato dan
someone tried to fist bump me the other day
put that shit away
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and all the other violent true believers
every night i go to sleep listening to excerpts from the n ixon tapes
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red sky at morn, sailor's delight, i think that's how it goes
and of course the famous song, beatles song probably, about not getting things you need, baby baby, you want what i need, i think it goes, etc. etc.
no elbow bump either
i will not make physical contact
i do not want to be touched, if i wanted to be touched, i would have said so
i want one of those frankenstein type tables where you're bolted down, that would be a pretty neat way to sleep, i think
when pizza's on a bagel, you can forego enjoying either a bagel, or a pizza, and instead experience a blasphemous mockery of them both
when they go for a fist bump, wrap your hand around their fist, and whistle
to sleep, perchance to nightmare.
"After all is said and done
Everything is just
Like it begun
Days that came, years again
Came and went
Once again
Oh I love it
Yes I love it
Oh I love it so"
i am not well
regal? no. regicidal? absolutely
im doing much better now completely. we had some technical difficulties earlier, here at the station, but my head's on even more than before.
got stuck in some bushes trying to blaze a trail through private property, wound up covered in burrs, will try nude next time