Open post Buddy Mueller @buddy_mueller@troet.cafe · 36mo ago Replying to @dgar@aus.social <p>How to write good.<br />1. Avoid alliteration. Always.<br />2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.<br />3. Avoid clichés like the plague. (They're old hat.)<br />4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.<br />5. One should never generalize.<br />6. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.<br />7. Be more or less specific.<br />8. Sentence fragments? Eliminate.<br />9. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.<br />10. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.<br />11. Who needs rhetorical questions?</p> @dgar@aus.social so funktioniert meine #Agentursatire www.agentursatire.blog