bigbookofbug

this is how i learn you can react to gorts w kirkcam omg #woke #neverloggingoff

hnnnnng im ,, buggin out

the past week ive been making the same joke over and over again thts basically like "i wanna get multiple blood transfusions so i can be lime full of blood and really red (from all the blood)" n it turns out this was my body trying to tell me im iron deficient

my haters are simply envious of my ability to squirt ink when threatened by a predator

complaining about pythons memory efficiency when the apartment is a mess smh worried abt the wrong garbage collection

the sun,halfobscured & twiceremoved

male vloneliness dripidemic

they made a wikipedia page about me

watching a dan hentschel video: "ok im pretty sure this guy's the antichrist or at the very least a sign of things to come"

compiler that electrocutes you when it encounters a type error

when writing unit tests i just let autism take the wheel tbh and so the tests wind up overexhaustive bc im havign fun like "uhhh yeah i needed to implement binops as classes bc uhhhhh if i didnt theres know way to know if thing that obviously works works"

a.bug without organw

trying to rizz up the millennial baddie in the club: "saw you from across the bar and just wantedto say you looked super fucking amazeballs"

i could fix her

toxic bug yuri that is also an allegory for hrt is in fact an excellent basis for a video game , it is turning out RE: https://brain.worm.pink/objects/e32facb3-9cfc-47dc-af1b-41357088a594

in 36hours i have my orchiectomy consult its happening its finally freaking happening

oh thats vore ,,,, thats vore of my comfort character

40yo neighbor that called me cute in the elevator save me,,,,,,

this place is a fucking prison

ran into cute sk8r girl in the elevator n she asked how i was doing n instead of saying something normal i just said "im prescribed adderall" dawg i aint gonna make it