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@billgoats@bitbang.social every single sentence in this is amazing but I think my fave is “I just kept counting my strokes over and over until I reached peak insanity.” cc @ingrid@everything.happens.horse #perfectsentences

@nasser @aparrish “you engineer prompts, I engineer quickly. we are not the same”

@selfsame@tiny.tilde.website they don’t call him the malodorian for nothing

@jonny@neuromatch.social “the parlor trick is too effective” — USG, outlawing the use of mesmerism by noncitizens

@aphyr@woof.group Bofa of America

@ticky@slime.global menus and controls structured in a way immediately and directly accessible for assistive software, not just some hyper generic “everything is a window! Isn’t that flexibility amazing” Winamp cosplay

@annika@xoxo.zone ANNIKA

@aparrish@friend.camp but maybe if we spend enough money on them, someone makes physical cards out of cardstock with functional hyperlinks on them (or the acclaimed computer adventure game Myst, that would be nice too)

@scott@carfree.city eh, it’s just propriety crime

@alex@social.alexschroeder.ch being seasick sucks! Our sailing instructor told us, “you’ll feel like you’re dying and later realize with horror that you won’t”. I’m impressed she kept on, this takes some determination.

@aphyr@woof.group tends to be less than 1