Me: Huh, the server's lagging horribly. I hope the admins come on and investigate.
That one guy's automatic mob farm:
Remote
Garbage Data 🦝
@anomalocarididae@furry.engineer
mastodon 4.6.8+glitchYour (non)local cybersecurity major, the cyborg raccoon. 🏳️⚧️
I block minors
343 Followers
716 Following
28 Posts
Joined December 16, 2022
Pronouns:
He/They
Age:
22
Languages:
English, 中文, some Dansk
PFP description:
A purple raccoon fursona with pale blue accents facing the left. His "mask" and eyes are a digital screen.
Ancient human: What the hell is this. It brought me a mouse.
Ancient cat: Mao
Ancient human: Ohhhh. Gotcha. You are called a "mao"
Replying to
@GeePawHill@mastodon.social I desperately miss the days of shitty Photoshops
Replying to
@gsuberland@chaos.social @soatok@furry.engineer bologna pony. schmeat. pork sword. the bone ranger. skin flute. beef whistle. custard launcher. joystick. lap torpedo.
why make your pc eye candy with a shitload of rgb for a pretty penny when you can install linux and make an eye candy desktop for free
Wow, #Welsknight is actually kinda peak? Dude has apparently built a bajillion enderman farms. All hail Welsknight, king of the enderman farm.
Why do all of the spicy snacks have to be designed specifically to be Very Very Spicy? I want some tasty heat not something that tastes exactly like hot sauce
I wonder if there's a solution out there for large music libraries that can like. Identify if there are multiple copies of the exact same recording in different albums and delete the duplicates but slot in a shortcut to the single remaining file where it was in other albums
Replying to
@openrightsgroup@social.openrightsgroup.org It never was about protecting children!
if you rule russia while also living on a farm inherited from your grandfather call that tsardew valley
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@soatok@furry.engineer I am Useful Man. I replaced a watch strap today. I am Useful to People and to Myself
You! Yes, you! You should try out Linux in a virtual machine!*
Someday, I'll be one of those suspiciously well-off furries who is also one of those middle aged white guys that buys hot sauces with names like "Devil's Breastmilk"
Replying to
@Jgbird@mas.to why pretty birb look so angy
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@jerry@infosec.exchange that explains that bot I had to block the other day
Quit the ChatGPT and Stable Diffusion bullshit, a stick of RAM I bought for $40 in 2023 now costs $120. Cognitive surrender isn't worth it.
I would customize the desktop on my gaming PC (CachyOS with KDE Plasma) but I don't really know what I'd do with it
I got a feeling so complicated
Nobody:
Fucking nobody:
Rohan Kishibe: Mmmmmm delicious yummy spider
Replying to
@cinebox@masto.hackers.town @gsuberland@chaos.social @soatok@furry.engineer I still have a screenshot of that section to reference to this day. I think I have a copy of the doc itself somewhere
Happy pride
Do you remember
Replying to
@cinebox@masto.hackers.town @gsuberland@chaos.social @soatok@furry.engineer see there's this google doc a friend group I was in created, way back in high school, called the Dick-tionary. It had, among many other definitions of strange sexual slang, an entire section dedicated to euphemisms for the human penis.