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@th3f4ult@fedi.666666420.xyz don't tell me you wouldn't drive the racer if you could
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Alice, Lord of EVIL!!!
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The names Deathmaster Megalodon Ultrakill 9000
but you can call me Alice
I DONT CARE!!!!
half life 2 fans... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!
everyone else... SUCK MY DICK!!!!!
I LOVE MEN!!!!
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mr_test world record holder
was on yiay twice
pronouns in bio
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the physical embodiment of finding some weird dirt or grime on something and you dont know what it is or how it got there
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all my mutuals are unc and thats kinda crazy
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the king of men is tall and strong stacking cubes all day long
he had a pussy fetish
MISTY ORTHODOX IS BACK
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink big mac? erm... methings... mcCHICKEN!!!
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink and also a big n tasty because im not a lunatic
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink girl your trans going to chick fil a just go to like popeyes or kfc
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink kfc got rid of the good sandwich in my area so i have literally no reason ever to go there because mcdonalds makes better sandwiches than them and thats embarasing
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink like i live in brazil and our kfc is damn good but god damn every single one of their sandwiches range from fucking terrible to edible and they removed actually the only good sandwich which was just mayo and pickles and like thats enough you dont need to overcomplicate chicken with like fancy sauces and shit just pickle and mayo on brioche that shits delicious but no fuck me now i only order kfc when im sick of everything else in my town because their chicken is still damn good but i never want just fried chicken yknow
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SO FUCKING SICK OF SPICY CHICKEN EVERY FUCKING CHICKEN RESTAURANT IS JUST CHURNING OUT FUCKING BLOOD RED CHICKEN THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT BECAUSE IT EITHER RELIES TOO MUCH ON BEING KINDA SPICY OR IS WAY TOO SPICY TO ACTUALLY TASTE ANYTHING
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@Merc@freerobuxextremist.com @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz yeah thats my daughter
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink i think im gonna have mcdonalds tomorrow
how is the mace gonna work in dungeons 2? are they gonna add a jump button or some other vertical movement?
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@th3f4ult@fedi.666666420.xyz thats hyperborea
how they build the pyramids
stupidest part about pikmin 4 is the fact that it had absolutely no reason to retcon every other game out of the story
like the story works perfectly fine without the retcons but they went back and added in lines saying that the first 3 games didn't happen for no reason
my hungry ass just looked at a steak and thought "looks good"
why am i getting notifications like several hours late
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@NotAFemboy@brain.worm.pink the elf?
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink i live in brazil we dont have things like values or honesty
still cant believe this video got me shadowbanned from weddy
it's always "BBC" and "BWC" and no one says "large member" anymore
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@coolbean@brain.worm.pink this but actually
i've been a gooner a larper a mewer a cobson
a foid and a troon
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@lizzie@brain.worm.pink i dont know a damn thing about orthodox christianity i just hope misty the best
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@coolbean@brain.worm.pink i'm BALD
tfw no one to molest you and then force you into becoming fully sexually dependant on them
when ye custom scallywag be in a cutscene
futanari discourse what a wonderful way to start the day
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@Merc@freerobuxextremist.com madame
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@th3f4ult@fedi.666666420.xyz so as soon as you put your dick in a girls pussy you turn gay?
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@coolbean@brain.worm.pink you can't ginger the chrome dome
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@JohnAutry@mindly.social theres nothing wrong with vandalizing the capital your just upset they were republican
highkey one of my favorite dc character designs
pegnis,,,,
fucking tweaking right now man what is this bullshit i'm impatient to do something i'm not doing for a long long time
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink dude your gonna get lynched
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@th3f4ult@fedi.666666420.xyz i thought you were straight
is the cube policy trans inclusive? can i become the queen of men?
is fursuit friday some kinda fucking international holiday that is the most people i've seen on a trending tag
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink and like mcdonalds their chicken isnt all that good but like since theyre pretty much just the final stage of a factory assembly line its always perfectly cut to fit the whole sandwich but it doesnt matter by the way im talking about the new mcchickens with the thicker patties but like their chicken is a lot more neutral tasting than kfcs chicken which is so flavorful that it burns my tongue so its better suited to having wackier toppings and their sandwiches just have more structure overall on account of not being 2 cyllinder shaped pieces of chicken with some shitty sauce and coleslaw on the worlds crumbliest buns
"yeah i'm a real pervert" says the girl whos biggest fantasy is having someone just hold her penis until she cums (me thats me im that girl)
i built a male living space
google just made me fucking do a capcha specifically designed to be as miserable to do as possible how is this allowed
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@monkey@brain.worm.pink @Merc@freerobuxextremist.com yeah i did it wasnt as good as i remember