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Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Sucking a toe? A succulent foid toe?

@NAF_Daily If it's worth anything, I believe you. Unrelated, but I'm easily manipulated into committing extremist acts and would like to join your group, but ONLY if I have a cute girl with super long hair pushing me into it. She has to meet up with me in real life and needs to have hair down past her butt or it doesn't work on me though. I mean, I'd probably do straight up terrorism for that kind of girl...

@flux_the_cat JBP keeps trying to write haikus but he's really bad at it.

I'm jealous, but still content to rest on my laurels after Colleen like my comment about succulent foid toes.

Let that be your last litterbox

😭😭😭

The mailbox test

It's for the secret service, but still a billion fucking dollars on security? wtf Ok they've got to be building (another) secret underground bunker.

@madcuzbad@nicecrew.digital @Paleface@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st I have an idea for a Christmas light display but no one would get it and this would be a distant memory by the time winter rolls around again.

Take a boron supplement nigga

It's not just gay and retarded, they use passive voice exclusively and it physically hurts to read. They were There was They were Birkett was It was Bond was It was There was This was Holy fucking shit there are a billion ways to start a sentence and they only use the worst ones.

@Terry@poa.st @Sternritter-C@nekosat.work Same energy

Heals your bones.