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Your Yeti heritage:
Kalimam #87 "MACHU PICHU MUMMIES" published in 1967.
These are the times that try Hu-Man souls - the Amusement Option for Zontar Zombification - available for an additional fee.
The illusion of never ending jollification ...
Forget the old world grim grey Zombies! Now individual optimizing plans are available for They Who Pay.
One of my favorite quotes from The Handmaid's Tale TV series is from Commander Joseph Lawrence, played by Bradley Whitford, the prime architect of Gilead's economy; "I used religious fanatics for expediency, but I underestimated their depravity."
Zontar's new Earth Order is a Joy Forever
From Vice Squad (1953) a sassy dame lightens up the line up.
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The Time Space Portal for Merriment and Mystery - Center for the study of the unrepentant Super ID - Lesser Zontar Islands
From the "Young Bob" files:
Bobby Gets Hep (Bell Telephone System, 1946)
In the era of party lines when multiple households would share one phone line, it was important not to keep the line tied up with lengthy chitchat! Hence this promotional comic.
plenty groovy, sugar
Here's something you don't see every day. I know the finished film and I believe Mike Jittlov is a Sub-G.
Wizard of Speed and Time, the Original short film
The wondrous new Zombie Zontar! ITs every worker's Pal. Your neo-organic personal servant unit only from Zontar Labs llc (offer void on Earth)
Misogyny on the March
The undulating Dobbshead of Slackful Valley - Lesser Zontar Islands
This is a so called AI recreation of London After Midnight (1927) "using surviving stills, original script notes, and advanced AI techniques". It's an effective use of the tech, but still reads at times as computer generated movement. Many folks are irrational about anything AI when it's the Techno-Fascists in charge are the ones to fear.
Lost Horror Classic Returns! " London After Midnight " (1927) – AI Full Motion Restoration
Forget the Earthly Data Centers - NOW The New Electro-Pseudo-Biomorphic Scintillating Space Brain - only from Zontar Labs llc
Doctor Dekkar, Master of Monsters by Cardwell Higgins, Prize Comics #5 1940
Wikipedia:
"Doctor Hormone is a character who briefly appeared in comic books published by Dell Comics in the 1940s...the character was dropped because of the use of the Ku Klux Klan as villains: , the Klan and its sympathizers, many of them in positions of prominence, were still dangerous. To call them out as murderers and traitors, was brave, perhaps too brave for Dell executives. Dr. Hormone was gone following issue #60, his storyline interrupted mid-cliffhanger."
http://fourcolorshadows.blogspot.com/2014/04/doctor-hormone-ralph-carlson-1940.html
Mr T visits a museum
From On the Road with Mr. T--- A Coloring Book (1983)
http://www.sweet-juniper.com/2008/10/on-road-with-mr-t-coloring-book.html
A short Doc on Bruce Conner and Devo's MONGOLOID I saw Devo in 1977 in a small club and had seen Bruce Conner's films on 16mm at Mass Art. His films and Sci Fi illustrator and film maker Ed Emshwiller were the among the only experimental films that I found interesting.
John Agar (the former Mr Shirley Temple) in The Brain from Planet Arous 1957
Even Zontar is better than this...
The wonder that is Zontar!
Beyond the Undreamed Ecstasy of Earth Hu-Mans - The Lesser Zontar Islands
Tossing dishes at the rich guy - Highland Park carnival (George Skadding. 1947)
Zontar's New Earth Order
Wholesome hallucinations for the whole family
Two of the many mysterious artifacts from prehistory that haunt The Garden of UnEarthly Delights - The Lesser Zontar Islands
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The mighty monuments of The Walking Dread an allegory of alienation - Lesser Zontar Islands
Weary workers are condemned to worry and woe without Zontar!
I first experienced Shel Silverstein in the early 1970s on The Mike Douglas Show. He did "Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out"
Id Amplification Application Station and Super ID Manifestation Machine - Lesser Zontar Islands
@Quasit@beige.party Here is what is currently up old and new https://archive.org/details/@zontar_venus
Zontar bestowing the honor of being the Spokes Entity for The Lesser Zontar Islands on Hap Hapless
Another classic by The Boswell Sisters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AliWj9J6rFQ&list=RDE3xfgQEAKH0&index=12
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"Bob's" Bungalows are the most Slackful accommodations available in all of the Amazing Archipelago known as The Lesser Zontar Islands
John Lennon in Rolling Stone Magazine said this was a song he was obsessed with. It is wrong in most every way, This was the B side of Angel Baby, a notoriously difficult song that took a record number of takes to record, that may explain this unique recording.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaA7d6K4LcY&list=RD5KfNwtxhuJM&index=15
Zontar Zeppelins are the thrilling adventure that reveals the wonders of The Lesser Zontar Islands
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"To Zombification and beyond" Zontar Space Academy copy
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