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WilhelmIII
@WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital
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Joined February 27, 2024
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Facts.
Also, jews not castrating the niggers when they brought them here.
Arabs figured that part out fer cryin out loud.
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Technically, half of the niggers are women.
People ask me, "Your Majesty, how did you become so wise about the ways of the world?"
And I say, "Papa told me."
And I say, "Papa told me."
Gentlemen, attend...
About a month ago I was doing some wiring at my dad's house.
Built in 1921, it has been "updated" in the 40s, 50s, 70s and Naughties.
Where "updated" means that they put in new wire in the new construction but then tied it into the old wiring.
👀
While I was working in the basement, stapling up new Romex, I stepped down off the ladder, turned, and tripped over the bottom step of the stairs.
Fell onto the stair and jacked up my shin.
It swoled up like @matty@nicecrew.digital at a buffet and I got both cellulitis and stasis dermatitius from insufficient blood flow.
Today was my first day in a month I was able to go outside and work on the range and yard.
Getting old is not for sissies. I recommend not doing it.
Built in 1921, it has been "updated" in the 40s, 50s, 70s and Naughties.
Where "updated" means that they put in new wire in the new construction but then tied it into the old wiring.
👀
While I was working in the basement, stapling up new Romex, I stepped down off the ladder, turned, and tripped over the bottom step of the stairs.
Fell onto the stair and jacked up my shin.
It swoled up like @matty@nicecrew.digital at a buffet and I got both cellulitis and stasis dermatitius from insufficient blood flow.
Today was my first day in a month I was able to go outside and work on the range and yard.
Getting old is not for sissies. I recommend not doing it.
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I carry five Hornady Critical Defense XTP in the Ruger LCR for deep concealment.
Good to have real world data, I guess.
Sorry for all you are going through, BCE.
Sending prayers your way.
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Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas...
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*Puts on dream interpretation hat*
It means there is a secret jewess in your life.
There is still time to root out her evilness and cast her out.
Unless she shows you her tits first.
THEN you are cooked.
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Mine's pretty good otherwise. Said I could still chase women just try to pick out the slow ones.
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Doc says no more cocaine for pain relief either.
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Thus the attraction to Japanese girls, since "Try your best" is a deeply ingrained cultural thing.
Well duh
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You had roadkill?
How we WISHED we had roadkill! We had to suffice with squirrels that had fallen out of trees!
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Le evil?
LE EVIL???
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Why not just say their mothers were whores?
It's "Wir sind böse" if you fucking please.
I shall be scarce on the timeline for a week or so.
Real world stuff needs getting done and I will have limited access to the intarwebz.
No one post anything until I get back. I don't want to have to catch up on a bunch of stuff.
Real world stuff needs getting done and I will have limited access to the intarwebz.
No one post anything until I get back. I don't want to have to catch up on a bunch of stuff.
The perfect woman does not exi
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Men are simple creatures.
Here's what it takes to get a man.
- Be attractive to him
- Have a personality that he likes
- Have morals and ethics that align with his
That's it. That's the secret.
Now, poast boobies.
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I, for one, welcome our new AI overlords.
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And you shouldn't have to.
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Dammit, another fetish has arrived.