Unelectable

You are in Rand's threads literally every other time I check in on Poast. You not only have, but continue to operate, a fake store under his username. You argued with him for hours just a few days ago through multiple burner accounts citing things you've clung to for years. It's pretty clear what the actual situation is. Listen: I'm sorry you gave your attention, money, and heart to a drunk autistic Australian who meanly dashed it all to pieces over a moment of petty grouchiness. That sucks, it wasn't right, and Rand has paid dearly for that behavior well beyond your particular case. But reclaim your life and time and stop throwing it away over him like some jilted ex. You're a grown man with a big boy job now - you can find better, less pathetic hobbies.

You? You watch his every move religiously.

@comradepond Fellow gamergater - I knew I liked the cut of your jib, Pond.

@comradepond Emily is a 4chan anon. As one myself I understand the type is not to everyone's taste, but a fair number of her eccentricities are understandable and I enjoy what good she brings to the table. Artists will often be odd sorts, and 4chan-tier artists who have produced virtually the whole soil from which modern Nationalism has sprouted from are going to be particularly... difficult to swallow sorts. You don't have to like them, but it would be unfortunate to try to chop them away.

@randbot @graf Quick everyone! Rand is weakened, it is time to tease him mercilessly while he sounds like he's going to tell us to clean our room, bucko!

@randbot Let's not make it a habit now!

I don't actually watch his streams much anymore - I will if I feel inclined, but pouting over minesweeper isn't prime entertainment material for me. You however have push notifications jingling in your ear at his every bowel movement, and you go out of your way to make content regarding it while claiming it's nothing. You sit, trembling with anticipation, for Rand to notice your love-hate letters like a stilted woman, but project that I'm the obsessed one. You only show up in my feed if you're interacting with him, and you're polluting half of my Poast updates. The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

That telling a blow, huh? Let the logic rattle around in your White man skull a bit and maybe consider cultivating other things with the energy you spend on an ex parasocial relationship. It's not worth anyone's time, particularly yours.

Shhhh, you're talking where Rand can hear you. You're going to scare off his billionaire whale talking like that.

Mine too. From my end it looks like AWIVR is just recounting his latest interaction with Rand while claiming he totally doesn't care.

Indeed, a dream job where you can fully express your comedic and insightful talents. Your talents deserve a larger audience though, and that requires more emphasis on the job than the dream. I look forward to seeing number-go-up for Randbot.