Uncle Duke

Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.

decades-long manhunt finally ends

someone appears to have finally gotten their ducks in a row

I suggested to my wife that it seemed pointless to continually fill the bird feeder, as the squirrels always empty it in hours. Behind me, my son said, “It’s in your interest for the squirrels to be on your side when the Great War begins,” and ate another spoonful of Froot Loops.

Meowie Antoinette

it seems as if every day science takes another giant leap forward

i hope my mother-in-law is okay

“It’s okay kid, I’ll just respawn.”