Log Lady: Welcome to Twin Peaks. My name is Margaret Lantermen. I live in Twin Peaks. I am known as the log lady. There is a story behind that. There are many stories in Twin Peaks.
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Agent Cooper: He’s taken another pawn Harry but he didn’t tell us his move. Windom Earle’s playing off the board
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Dale Cooper: Mmm... this must be where pies go when they die
Dale Cooper: [Taking a sip] Ah, man that hits the spot. Nothing like a great cup of black coffee
Sheriff Truman: If I understand law correctly, you need extradition papers in order to get a statement from me. And you need a subpoena from a judge. Now unless you gentlemen have that paperwork I suggest you take your cooperation, and stuff it
Nadine Hurley: Cotton balls. By God, those things will be quiet now
Laura Palmer: February 21st. Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a red room with a small man dressed in red and an old man, sitting in a chair. I tried to talk to him. I wanted to tell him who Bob is because I thought he could help me. I got up and walked over to the old man. Like I was going to kiss him. Then I leaned over and whispered the secret in his ear. I told him everything
Albert Rosenfield: I pride myself in taking a punch and would gladly take another because I choose to live my life in the company of Ghandi and King. My concerns are global. I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation
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Gordon Cole: I'm about to leave Twin Peaks. I don't know when I'll return. But I want you to know that meeting you has been more than a privilege. It has touched my heart and soul. And I know that if I don't kiss you now I will regret it the rest of my days
Albert Rosenfield: I reject absolutely revenge, aggression, and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love. I love you, Sheriff Truman
Log Lady: There are many stories in Twin Peaks. Some of them are sad, some funny. Some are stories of madness, of violence. Some are ordinary. Yet they all have about them a sense of mystery. The mystery of life, sometimes the mystery of death
Dale Cooper: The trail narrows, Diane. I'm close, but the last few steps are always the darkest and most difficult.
Dick Tremayne: But what I'm trying to make clear to you is that using a stuffed animal to represent an endangered species at an ecological protest constitutes the supreme incongruity. Tim Pinkle: Yeah, that's real clear, Dick...
Major Briggs: I may reveal this much. Among my many tasks is the maintenance of deep space monitors aimed at galaxies beyond our own. We routinely receive various communications, space garbage to decode and examine
Agent Cooper: Now, I'd like two eggs, over hard. I know, don't tell me; it's hard on the arteries, but old habits die hard - just about as hard as I want those eggs. Bacon, super-crispy. Almost burned. Cremated. That's great and I'll have the grapefruit juice, just as long as those grapefruits... [He trails off as he sees Audrey Horne saunter up to his table.] ... are freshly squeezed
Lucy Moran: Sheriff Truman? I have Ben Horne on the phone for you. The line with the light that's blinking. Sherrif Truman: Thank you, Lucy... hello? Yes, Ben... What? ... Right away. Audrey Horne is missing
Gordon Cole: HEADIN' ON OVER TO BEND, OREGON. WHOLE LOTTA SHAKIN' GOING ON IN BEND!
Benjamin Horne: Agent Cooper. Let me give you the best advice that you’re gonna get all week. Men fall under the spell of Audrey’s charms like ducks in a shooting gallery
Hawk: The legend says every spirit must pass through there [Black Lodge] on the path to perfection. There you will meet your own shadow self. My people call it the Dweller on the Threshold. It is said that if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul. Cooper: Holy Smokes
The Giant: I will tell you three things. If I tell them to you and they come true, then will you believe me?
Agent Cooper: Windom Earle's mind is like a diamond. It's cold, and hard, and brilliant
Sheriff Truman: Anything we should be working on? Albert Rosenfield: Yeah. You might practice walking without dragging your knuckles on the floor
Albert Rosenfield: I said, you've gone soft in your old age. Gordon Cole: Not where it counts buddy
Agent Cooper: You spoke to me in my dream. Do you remember? Do you know Bob? Mike: He... was my familiar. Agent Cooper: Where does Bob come from? Mike: There are indications that we come from another world
Donna Hayward: Mom, it's so strange. I know I should be sad, and I am, part of me is, but it's like... it's like I'm having the most beautiful dream and the most terrible nightmare all at once
Windom Earle: My knights will skirmish. Lanes of power and influence will open to my bishops and rooks. Pawns will naturally be forfeit. I'm even prepared to sacrifice my queen because I assure you, dear Dale, my goal will be attained at any cost. The king must die
Lucy Moran: Sheriff Truman? I have Ben Horne on the phone for you. The line with the light that's blinking. Sherrif Truman: Thank you, Lucy... hello? Yes, Ben... What? ... Right away. Audrey Horne is missing
Laura Palmer: February 21st. Last night I had the strangest dream. I was in a red room with a small man dressed in red and an old man, sitting in a chair. I tried to talk to him. I wanted to tell him who Bob is because I thought he could help me. I got up and walked over to the old man. Like I was going to kiss him. Then I leaned over and whispered the secret in his ear. I told him everything
Gordon Cole: DON'T LET'EM RATTLE YOU, COOP. THESE GUYS MAKE A LIVING LOOKING THROUGH OTHER PEOPLE'S DRAWERS. MAY A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA. WE'VE ALL HAD OUR SOCKS TOSSED AROUND. CATCH YOU LATER
Leland Palmer: They wanted Laura... they wanted her, but she was strong... she fought them, she wouldn't let them in... they made me kill that girl, Theresa, they said if I didn't give Laura to them they'd make me kill her too
James Hurley: I went out for a ride this morning. Buried the needle. The engine sounded like music, like hundreds of people singing some huge song. Donna Hayward: What were they singing about? James: What do you think? Donna: Last night. I could sing about last night
Agent Cooper: I believe the Black Lodge is the source of what you've traditionally referred to here as the evil in the woods. If that's what Earle is seeking, it's imperative that we find our way in before he does
Agent Cooper: my mind is burdened with questions: what's become of Major Briggs? What is the true significance of the White and Black Lodge?
Jean Renault[to Agent Cooper]: a pretty girl dies and you arrive. Everything changes. My brother Bernard is shot and left to die in the woods. A grieving father smothers my surviving brother with a pillow. Arson, kidnapping. More death and destruction
Log Lady: Yes, look in the mirror. What do you see? Is it a dream, or a nightmare? Are we being introduced against our will? Are they mirrors? I can see the smoke. I can smell the fire. The battle is drawing nigh
Catherine: Gettysburg? Ben Horne: Yes... Catherine: Only you could conceive of winning the Civil War. For the South. Ben: I have Washington in my sights. Catherine: You have the nuthouse in your future if you don't snap out of it
Ben Horne: We'll of course take care of your medical expenses. Dick Tremayne: How kind. One might also think worker's compensation of some variety will be involved... Ben Horne: Easily done. Dick Tremayne: Capital, Mr. Horne. I'll alert my attorney
James Hurley: I went out for a ride this morning. Buried the needle. The engine sounded like music, like hundreds of people singing some huge song. Donna Hayward: What were they singing about? James: What do you think? Donna: Last night. I could sing about last night
Agent Cooper: He’s taken another pawn Harry but he didn’t tell us his move. Windom Earle’s playing off the board
Benjamin Horne: Gentlemen. My purpose is simple. The age of the ogling, swimsuited jiggle festivals of the past is dead. Miss Twin Peaks, I believe rightly, is now a celebration of the totality of a woman's qualities
Special Agent Roger Hardy: Dale. We've got a problem. Effective immediately, without pay, I regret to inform you of your suspension from the FBI
Bobby Briggs: Too bad we can only kill him once
Jerry Horne: Ben, over in Sicily I had a marketing brainstorm. We setup a special package deal: Twin Peaks Land of Crime. See where Laura Palmer was murdered, see where her body was found, visit Maddy Ferguson's final resting place; I call it the Homicide Getaway
Agent Cooper: The Twin Peaks Sheriffs department is currently involved in several disparate investigations. The disappearance of a known felon, Leo Johnson. The appearance of my former partner, a murderer, Windom Earle. And the discovery of an ancient hieroglyph
Ben Horne: Audrey, Julie tells me ... that uh... you were in with the Norwegians just before they all suddenly decided en masse to return to the old country, without signing the contract. Is that true?
Windom Earle: For there is another place, its opposite, of almost unimaginable power, chock full of dark forces and vicious secrets. No prayers dare penetrate this frightful maw. Spirits there care not for good deeds and priestly invocations
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Windom Earle: now this - this ardent purity allows them to access a secret place where the cultivation of evil precedes in exponential fashion and with it the furtherance of evil’s resulting power.
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Windom Earle: They are as like to rip the muscle from our bones as greet you with a happy g'day. And if harnessed, these spirits, this hidden land of unmuffled screams and broken hearts, will offer up a power so vast that its bearer might reorder the earth itself
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Shelley Johnson: See the mountains kiss high heaven and the waves clasp one another. No sister flower would be forgiven if it disdained its brother
Major Briggs: The drug Windom Earle gave me has apparently heightened my sense data. Shapes, colors, smells. I am bombarded, and yet... it's as if my brain were better able to interpret and define reality. Wow.