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Kids these days, always glued to the TV! 😹 #CatsOfMastodon
Ned schlecht für fast 40 😎 #Gesichtsfasching #Selfie
😀: we´re having indian food in the office today!
😭: it´s from a german restaurant, not even remotely spicy, and there is no naan.
I don´t deserve this :(
Well, slap my ass and call me Katniss, cuz I'm on 🔥FIRE🔥 today 🤣
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Glaub ich hab mir grad den ersten Sonnenbrand des Jahres geholt, damn 😂
And once more I´m 27 again, just like that😂
Ich hab Quatsch bekommen 😹😹😹
Happy new day!
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@hyperbolix@troet.cafe ich sag mal so, in meiner Ausbildung zur Bestatterin hab ich gelernt, wie man Leichen wieder schön schminkt 😂
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@BenCotterill@mastodon.social that´s what I had :D unfortunately, it was a really sad affair without spices, hahaha
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Hayfever during your period is bad, but hayfever and diarrhea is just the worst possible combo 😵
Which deity did I piss off this time? Come out, I just wanna talk!
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*MÄNNER lieben selbstverständlich dich und deine Arschritze, ob mit oder ohne Haare, Hauptsache DU fühlst dich wohl 😎
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Anyway, Grund Nummer... Fuck, hab kurz nach Tausend aufgehört zu zählen - warum ich meinen Partner so sehr liebe 💜
π o'clock
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π o'clock
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Happy birthday @kaspi@rollenspiel.social 🥳🥳🥳
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@holger@hellinger.wtf Milliardäre sind einfach so widernatürlich, einfach nur obszön diese Gier.
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@dec_hl@mastodon.social so tragen das Leute, die richtig guten Geschmack haben 😁😎
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@lunte161@todon.eu right? Usually my indian coworkers are really impressed by me, they keep feeding me increasingly spicy goodies and are in awe that I can take them, hahaha