Saethelred the Unready

Admin: AI is here to stay
Me: so is herpes, but they shouldn’t get it in the classroom

First they came for the oh shit the fuckers are here for me already that was fast

My thoughts and prayers go out to #voyager1, which after journeying for half a century to reach interstellar space is still expected to answer fucking work emails

My daughter always makes me visit the least fuzzy part of the zoo.

I…ugh. Please enjoy this heron more than this heron enjoyed me.

I haven’t been posting here nearly as much lately and not one of you has thanked me.

I make my daughter take me to the fuzzy parts of the zoo.

He looks like I do after reading the news #caturday

A student objected to my including Alien on our gothic syllabus primarily because of its being set in the future.

Please adjudicate.

Mike Johnson be like, “see no evil, hear no evil, and I guess the third monkey can speak evil all day; it’s just a blank check for monkey three; listen up fuckers because the third monkey is talking.”

Imma just leave this here

I shaved off my beard and my students were all like “ugh!” and god knows I don’t need or want my students to think I’m handsome but damn

Throw another log on the ‘ole Reichstag fire

Asked and answered

Should I look at my student evals or into the sun

Yesterday I coined “Vichy Archipelago” to refer to all the universities that caved to Trump and I want credit for it in perpetuity

TIL that Cartagena means “Carthage” and “Carthage” means “new city.”

Teaching a semester’s worth of gothic Brit Lit has ruined the word “voluptuous” for me forever

Saw the new Frankenstein and if I had to sum it up in one word I’d say…cowardly

@hypolite Proximity ruffled his feathers so he squawked at me and flapped away in a huff.