St. Terry

muh fucken carboatcar

51.3% Ashkenazi Jew

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nTtQKmTPS_o

This was fucking golden.

I hear it's quite hip to fuck'em these days.

Nice

Zero lies detected.

Godspeed Joecephus, I'll pray for your journey to the top.

🎵 EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OOOHHH NIIIIIHHHEEIIIIN🎵

I could never imagine betraying my brother the way Ted was. I'd sooner walk into a raging pyre with open arms.

The lion microwaves all the godam fish he wants.

That used to be poor people food. Yuppies have ruined every single fucking thing.

need

Even dogs know crocs are an affront to God.

Oh geez, this manifesto I've been writing on is sooo long. If only I could get a little help composing it. Maybe if my workstation weren't so cluttered. What with all the cut pvc and nails littered about. Yet another project I couldn't finish thanks to the lack of phosphorous in this shit hole town.

nigger

You actually believe these two yahoos would win in a real race over the man who coined the term "peak nigger fatigue©️ " and inventor of the Fashtag™️ ? (This will come to replace the hashtag some day)

Always said debates are gay. "Voting is fantasy for adults" - George Bernard Shaw

Putsch it to the limit.

His ass just got scammed.

As an old saggy nut sack swinger I can give you some useful advice.

1. Don't burn yourself out, that can shut a good man down almost quicker than anything I've ever seen.

2. Be ready to hand it off to your son as early as you can. Life can easily rob your twilight years and time with grandchildren if you don't keep an eye out for it.

This last bit of advice is maybe the most important, possibly sage even. It certainly changed my life for the better.

"Never sweat the petty things and never pet the sweaty things" -The side of a random beer koozie fished from the sand

Depends on how high you hike up that skirt mein nigger.

I remember. He stubbed his toe afterward and was like "Ah, ah, ah, ah"

Also the dastardly duo of niggerfaggot and robobitch all in one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmjspPeBRqY

Now add a 3rd picture with an old sheboon on ice and call it "auntyarctic" or some shit.