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#whitegirlwednesday

Went to Denny's to get out of the house, and clear my head.

I have spent my entire day reconnecting with old friends that I neglected in favor of that toxic friendship which consumed all of my time. I feel like an abused spouse.

Me, getting ready for my 30 minute self recorded video of an AI interview, so I can be the overnight stocker at Walmart in my late 40s

I got a school bus driver job in my town! Starts next month

Productive day; returned the furniture, picked out a better recliner from a real store. It's 100 degrees today, so I had a nice breakfast:

These were considered comically mid in the 00s.

Trying to explain to my normie friends that GTA 6 is nigger coded whenever they bring it up

Was talking on the phone to my friend because he hates his life and his job wages. I tried to explain the ripple effect of the new 2,100 Microsoft H1B visas being injected into our local economy, but he can't create a mental model at scale. He just kept defaulting to "but they're not (directly) taking my (specific) job (this morning)."

Tfw no cootermogging gf

Saints Row 2 :gunleft: 🏍️ 💥

I have to go to church. Like, I NEED to. But I am unfamiliar with all the stupid sects, even though I've studied the Bible and various texts. The first two are appealing because I am an extremist in everything I do, so I'll go all in. But those churches are far away in the cities. There's a Lutheran church nearby, and Martin Luther was uber based, right? (This is not a pagan hellthread, I made my decision after that seizure/almost car crash last year)

Never relax

Another successful #whitewomenwednesday

This needs to be carved into the bodies of every politician in Minecraft.

Shouldn't be any of that inner city shenanigans either #blessed #finances

I've had to abandon everyone in my life, family and friends, since 2020. First was the vax/BLM libtards, about 75%. Recently it's the conservatards, MAGA , and libertarians. There's no one left to interact with in person anymore. I have to be fake to my family and coworkers.

Henlo

Wtf kind of fetish have you unlocked?!

Didn't it come from WoW when you typed LOL to the Alliance when you were Horde and it came out as KEK

Idk what bus aid but it's part time and pays well. I start the training in a few weeks.

Time for poop

How is there that much recoil?

I'm not going to get that job because I keep failing the FUCKING typing test IM NEVER GOING TO BE HAPPY

Finally ended the 18 year long friendship with my frenemy. Since he's a masochist and hates his life, he decided he needed to lecture me about being born with a silver spoon in my mouth. His worldview is skewed because he's never left WA state and grew up extremely poor and never knew how to read until he was like 15.
He still can't spell and in the middle of this argument, asked me how to spell the word "major". He got it into his head that middle class or normal average Americans have only ever been the top 10% and everyday normal working class people are the other 90% living in extreme poverty.
So, he thinks I'm living beyond my means and live in a fantasy world. I tried to explain to him how much my father made as an army major in the 1990s when I moved out of my parents home ($37,000) and how the national average middle class income back then was $25,000-70,000 with the median being $35,000.
But he was screaming over me about how I grew up with a robot butler and took a G5 private jet to school for $37,000 a year which was crazy unimaginable wealth.
I told him he couldn't create theory of mind because his IQ was too low. He told me his IQ is 127! I just LMFAO ugly crying, and he told me never to call him again.

Tfw Chyna uses Linux

That bus job is never going to happen bro try to keep up. I moved on from that last month. I'm going to fucking kill everyone in the world

Full blown panic attack now. Took aspirin for my headache. Took pepto bismol for my stomachache. Ate a snack so I don't pass out in the middle of the test. Drinking coffee and water with creatine to help me focus. LET'S FUCKING GO!

It's like a cargo cult version of a recliner. It looks like a recliner, it has the shape and function, but it's not a recliner. It's like made out of Legos made of Jell-O.

I'm trapped motherficker

Some guy in Florida.

SydneySweeney.exe

It's advertised as a wide recliner for fat guys or tall guys, but my feet are touching the ground too much and it's really low to the ground overall. And like I said, it feels loose, all the components I snapped together to make it look like a chair.

New jobs report just dropped (manmade horrors beyond your comprehension)

Wtf am I buying?!

It's supposed to be this huge chair with heated areas and vibrators, but it's like a tiny version irl

Sketti 😔

No idea, sorry m8 😔

The armrests just flop out to the side and those poles on the left and right of the back don't connect to anything. They just snap onto the sides. This whole monstrosity folds into itself like a transformer 😒

YOU'RE A NIGGER, THEORY