PoastalJen

It's fascinating how black females pursue pregnancy as a badge of honor, not because they actually WANT the baby, but because it is a source of special treatment and income for themselves.

If you are so sad about getting hated, maybe don't make anti-Christian ragebait garbage. You can't make a statement about this topic while looking 13 and talking online about your "kinky" degenerate sad horny lonely shit.

Today

If you are black and you want to express joy, celebration, rage, humiliation, bullying someone, rioting, showing disrespect to authority, mourning, dancing, or any emotional outburst, just learn this one vulgar movement! Twerking is nigger aloha.

Annoying coworker has been leaving over an hour earlier to deliver the mail since I stopped responding to every thought that comes out of his mouth. It's amazing how you can change your behavior and it makes others change theirs. I feel like I'm learning this too late in life.

GM! I really appreciate your news blasts because who can keep up with all this shit.

"I might not even post this."
*shows long legs while fishing
*gets the most views ever
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PwM9fNf-vm0&pp=ygUMbGlsbHkgZ2FkZGlz

Hypothetically, if you are married and have a death on your side of extended family, is the spouse obligated to come to the memorial service or is it optional?

Raise the flag at an undisclosed location and livestream it please

My favorite part of this is, "at the Waffle House I go to." How I wish there was one near me

This is a sign of intelligence

I'm pretty good at predictions too

I really love seeing my waffle made 3 feet away from my table.

Our civilization is killing us. Good Morning!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDwnYDcOdaA

Wtf

Good morning Miss MJ! Early birds coffee club. Members: 2

I've been to a couple of Aldi's, but today I went to our new one for the first time. I know the drill, so I found a cardboard crate empty on the bread shelf. At checkout they are determined not to help you, it is so un-American feeling, but I slipped the cardboard into the cart when she turned to grab the items. To her credit she did about 3 scans per second, but then threw kombuchas upside down on purpose etc total mayhem, when she realized I tricked her into placing the items in the box. Lol.

I just watched the whole segment on 60 minutes. Man was that stupid. Who is going to be afraid of White people helping after a disaster? Nobody.

If he doesn't have a stick he can break off some of the wood paneling

The absolute nerve of these mfers

All this when you could have just said DONUTS CAUSE BREAST CANCER

I bet that wiped the dindunuffin right off his face.

Now buy way more mozzarella balls than you need, the kind floating in liquid, and fresh basil, and mix olive oil and balsamic vinegar together and then you are so unfucked.