Noise

Did this to torture myself because I have a breeding kink but I just know that fucking Bri'ish wouldn't fucking fuck without the fucking condom, fuck
‎Anyway, Say no to STDs. Say yes to puzzles.

#professorlayton

Layton would probably say "thank you" after sex

I just made some bullllllshitttttt

#selfship #professorlayton

#professorlayton

Por qué el Layton ilegal se ve idéntico a Sr Pelo? 😭

Babe wake up, it's 2012 again 🥳

Nobita selfcest is so underrated

#nobita #doraemon #selfcest

Can an adult character be shotacoded?
(Please, if you think it depends, feel free to explain why)

#shota #poll

‎It is so funny to me how, in alternative Doraemon media such as educational mangas and some videogames, Nobita's life is actually... not that awful. Like, the scripters REALIZE that is not convenient or realistic at all the fact that the kid is inevitably suffering 24/7

#doraemon

I wasn't expecting a Freudian-religious explanation for why I feel attracted to Doraemon, but I'll take it.

#doraemon

"Thank you, Professor Layton"
"Which 'Thank you'? Get naked"

Dakimakura

#samandmax #sam #furry

I can tolerate Osomatsu slander, but I will NOT tolerate Karamatsu slander. Not because I like him, actually the opposite, but I AM the only one who can hate him.

So... Future Luke isn't really... Luke
Selfcest is fucking DEAD

How did they manage to perfectly combine my two fixations...?

We talk a lot about rape victims "wanting" to be raped again (as a coping mechanism), but we don't talk enough about socially rejected virgins who also want to be raped (as a coping mechanism)

Masturbate your mind, ejaculate ideas

Sexualize your own trauma!! Don't care what others say!! If sexualizing your trauma gives you control and satisfaction, you have no reason to stop doing it, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise! Fiction is wonderful because you're safe in it, and you can end it whenever you want because it's not real!

Another hot fps protagonist to the list

#mouse #mousepiforhire #jackpepper

They..... dekemoshotaificated him......

#Starfox

Do y'all also think the Portal cores are attractive or are you normal?

He always thinks he can fix them

#glados #samandmax #pnati #crackship

I cannot imagine Jack having sex, because he is clearly the talkative type and I wouln't stand dirty talk with CHEESE references every 20 sec.
Like "Yeah, baby, you want my mozzarella stick so bad, don't you" STOP

#mousepiforhire

Any advice?

#professorlayton

Cumming with your fingers requires good timing, while cumming with toys is more like a tool asisted run

When your f/o just wants you to be a better person

#selfship

when she says she loves your belly but when she gets angry calls you a fat fuck

#Selfship #sam #samandmax

"That bed isn't just for show, you know?"

Im ok ( ˶꩜ ᗜ ꩜˶ )

#doranobi

#Selfship #samandmax

Late late late but I don't care care care

#professorlayton #paparazzi #yandere

I think lesbians should be allowed to simp for fictional male characters and we should stfu about it