NoDoxGregBrady

I saw a movie with the foid while we were dating: we were trading. I watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding II with her, so then she had to watch whatever I wanted to watch for the next 10 movies. Anyway, the Seal in Afghanistan whose whole Team was wiped out. Forget the name, but it was pure propaganda. And at the end they showed irl pictures of every man on the dead Team. Choked me up and my eyes watered. Absolute cinema in how well they crafted that "WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS THEY ARE THE BAD GUYS" propaganda. Woman actually said something about how she didn't know what I'd been through or something. This guy's gf didn't respect him BEFORE they saw the movie. If she did, she'd rationalize an explanation herself. Of course, we don't know the movie. If he was bawling out loud because Han Solo died, or because the Rich Guy really totally does love the Pretty Woman... >fag

I... ...I scrolled up expecting "Mason Jar" and "lost everything" to mean some poor man had lost his sourdough starter. Probably to mold. Maybe hard as a rock and the jar is ruined. >I FORMALLY APOLOGIZE TO THE ENTIRE FEDI COMMUNITY FOR VIOLATING RULE NUMBER ONE

This nigger is a lying liar who tells lies. He eats ketchup on his microwaved eggs, he eats it on his gas-station sushi, he eats it on his cold right-from-the-package hotdogs. The reason he has never poasted a recibe is because "Set Nuker To Stun" doesn't jibe with El Swedish Chefo.

After consideration #Would

look fren, i eat mayonnaise on my fried chigguns sammies, and you cannot make me stop

Ummm, I think this is a trap.