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@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith Well I won't say no. But, I got something, and decided to make it a thing to share with people. Got a birthday coming up so I'm gonna dedicate 1 of 6 blocks to that. 2 of 6 to you. I'll probably keep the other 4. Unless Zerg decideds he's gonna stop being insane and start enjoying chocolate. ^-^ I got what I wanted out of this already. I laughed and laughed. Oh my word how I laughed. You'll find out why soon. If you're just giving because of your guilt/pride/trauma response, I'd recommend holding off, and giving "Just enjoying the gift" a chance. It really is great. If it's just because you too want to be nice, or you really can't squash the need to appease your pride responses: If you want to get something, I say, surprise me.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith Congrats! Expect small and expensive chocolates soon.

@Phobos@eientei.org @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love I know I'm a little rusty but you can rub the rust off?

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org Sounds like a fun song. All songs are best when they're based on real events. So. Got somethings to work on first.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org That's the name of the song actually. Sex Chambermaid.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org No the Chambermaid is never surprised by sex. Mainly because she's always the one springing her vulva on unsuspecting Jack Black look alikes.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith I think that was my ex gf's nick name for her blow job technique.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith I think Jack Black might have hijacked my body for that one.

@Phobos@eientei.org @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love Unfortunately, I am not even making this up. I was extremely amorous, and I heard a loud BANG. Because dad didn't like what he saw. It's the most embarassed I've ever been in my entirely life.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Yes

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org I guess slightly remote but entirely local control is mouthful.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org Pizza hut trained to give you The Works?

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org I remember you said it's fine, and now we're playing horny chicken.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith My eyes are too big to see tiny. Are you suypping on a cup of my cum? I don't get it.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith I also appreciate that I'm the only one here that doesn't have a clue what that emoji means.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith But then you sleep a week :0

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Mamako@tsundere.love @Phobos@eientei.org I gave up on dick jokes last decade, for the most part.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith Nope. Also, I don't see well.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith And if they're any good, a new love will fuck the old right outta your coochie.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith No, it's because we bound ourselves to the demonic for power and knowledge, that THEY knew. Freemasons grew modern Western civ. Before that it was the old gods, which as it turns out, they were also demons. Cult of Pythagoreanism comes to mind. We only had access not because of our greater intellect. But, because we were willing to follow them into the dark. It's a story of mass spiritual death, not enlightenment.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Arguably it would be more accurate to say there's lots of evidense all humans are stupid. Every single one of them. Including us. And the tiny difference in capability seems massive to us. But, it's really minute in comparison to non human entities.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Blue berries are almost never good. When they are good they're S tier. But most of the time they taste like water berries. I'd take raspberries over blackberries. Pomegranate tastes like lollies made with artifical cherry if you turn it into a simple syrup. I find it a bit too overwhelming if not used sparingly. Raspberries as a simple syrup is one of the best things on this planet. Same as ginger syrup. But obviously gingers not a berry. I wish it was though. I wish there was a ginger berry. Sweet and gingery.

@anemone@ebiverse.social @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co You're confused. Claude's Shriggin.

Zee executioner is striking while zee ironing isn't done. And Who's looking after young billy now his dads head is on holiday? I've heard of disconnecting for a bit to stay grounded. But this is ridiculous. Mum? is that you mum? Why do you look like a frog?

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith I find that bots don't get in nots. Because it'll a) deny it said something. b) tell you it's wrong and loop. c) over simplify an exit d)misinterpret what you said and go in another direction. DELIBERATELY.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith :D I have to admit I've spent an inordinant ammount of time disprove bots. It can be fun. But mostly it's just egregiously stupid.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zettour@gearlandia.haus Suspicious furry, open rapist and serial killer.

@druid@nicecrew.digital @Scarlett@clew.lol @adequate_birb@decayable.ink @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @BasedLord@nicecrew.digital @CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital @FiestaBnuuy@nicecrew.digital @GoblinKingNoticer@nicecrew.digital @Myshkin@nicecrew.digital @ShowMeYourLibrary@nicecrew.digital @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital @madison@nicecrew.digital @scenesbycolleen@nicecrew.digital @stoner713_poastie@nicecrew.digital @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith This isn't a hell thread. I'm sure to you you think this is. Also, it's not deserved. I didn't start this nonsense.

@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Zettour@gearlandia.haus @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith This is like saying I'm only a creep to 90 year olds. No one cares. You're a creep. And your push back is, but being creepy to 90 year olds makes me human not a chimp? Try again.

@druid@nicecrew.digital @Scarlett@clew.lol @adequate_birb@decayable.ink @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @BasedLord@nicecrew.digital @CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital @FiestaBnuuy@nicecrew.digital @GoblinKingNoticer@nicecrew.digital @Myshkin@nicecrew.digital @ShowMeYourLibrary@nicecrew.digital @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital @madison@nicecrew.digital @scenesbycolleen@nicecrew.digital @stoner713_poastie@nicecrew.digital @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith I get it. White knighting, and tribalism, mixed with immoral behaviors where you don't care how much you hurt someone. Because you're a shit person.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith I know you think that. But, you're very wrong to do so.

@druid@nicecrew.digital @BasedLord@nicecrew.digital @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital @FiestaBnuuy@nicecrew.digital @GoblinKingNoticer@nicecrew.digital @Myshkin@nicecrew.digital @Scarlett@clew.lol @ShowMeYourLibrary@nicecrew.digital @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital @adequate_birb@decayable.ink @madison@nicecrew.digital @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @scenesbycolleen@nicecrew.digital @stoner713_poastie@nicecrew.digital Your two face fake nice friend Colleen is turning you all into animals. Do you think if she was really nice she would intervene? Especially given she caused this shit.

@anemone@ebiverse.social @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co Claude's best friend works in the stock market. He sells Shriggin Stocks.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith Do you like chocolate? @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith If I recall you're indifferent too it?

@BasedLord@nicecrew.digital @Scarlett@clew.lol @adequate_birb@decayable.ink @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital @FiestaBnuuy@nicecrew.digital @GoblinKingNoticer@nicecrew.digital @Myshkin@nicecrew.digital @ShowMeYourLibrary@nicecrew.digital @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital @madison@nicecrew.digital @scenesbycolleen@nicecrew.digital @stoner713_poastie@nicecrew.digital @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith More evidense that you're shit people and this is actually a good thing. I am thankful that Colleen showed that she was a fake bitch. Good luck with your hellthread.

@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Zettour@gearlandia.haus @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith It's like this current generation thinks changing the meaning is a legitimate comment on what you actually said? This is just more dumb.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith :D RAGE BAIT INTENSIFIES. Also, while it is rage bait. It's more a mockery of belief that one people group is inherently more or less intelligent than another. Mostly it's to do with environment, culture, and societal constraints rather than genetics. Because the reason why Bill the Butcher got done for a minor crime wasn't because he was a criminal, but because he was free labour that was useful to colonise another country. That's most of the last main era of slavery was about. Free labour that could work intelligently. We just needed to criminalise them to the enth degree to make it work.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Wait... people just be going around inhaling cats? >_>

When you realise white Australia was rejected by America, but Africans were accepted. TFW OHH White Australia is DUMBER than the dumbest black person in America.

@anemone@ebiverse.social @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co It's Claude

@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Zettour@gearlandia.haus @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Always the one who said it. A response that says stop being dumb. Is a reasonable response. The next stage is escalation if dumbness continues.

@anemone@ebiverse.social @creamqueen@clubcyberia.co Claude likes to eat shriggin while watching sea strippers.

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith I guess I'm biased because I'm allergic to cats. They make my eyes itchy and watery. The thought of sniffing one deliberately would mean a few days of misery.

@Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org lol *drives car into love and life fire* OOOOHAAAAHAHAA

@Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Phobos@eientei.org @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Almost as much as your ability to find a healthy relationship. :)

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @anemone@ebiverse.social

@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Zettour@gearlandia.haus @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Logic IQ 40 pts.

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @anemone@ebiverse.social

@Azur_Fenix@detroitriotcity.com @Zettour@gearlandia.haus @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith @Zergling_man@sacred.harpy.faith Isn't this the guy that's a furry? Begining to see how he got away with murder and rape and why he's not in prison currently.

@CozyNCD@nicecrew.digital @Scarlett@clew.lol @adequate_birb@decayable.ink @satsuki@misskey.fearisfreedom.com @BasedLord@nicecrew.digital @FiestaBnuuy@nicecrew.digital @GoblinKingNoticer@nicecrew.digital @Myshkin@nicecrew.digital @ShowMeYourLibrary@nicecrew.digital @The_Almighty_Kek@nicecrew.digital @druid@nicecrew.digital @madison@nicecrew.digital @scenesbycolleen@nicecrew.digital @stoner713_poastie@nicecrew.digital @Clippy@sacred.harpy.faith That there is the problem. I made a post in jest. They were rude and said I'm not reading that. Then they read it. And made some weird arse remark as a power play that women like to do when they're flexing about being in a relationship. NO ONE WAS ASKING ABOUT THIS SHIT? SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?