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MasterSimper:elephant_suck:

@MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
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Joined January 19, 2024
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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And it would still be overpriced
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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Yeah its the tool that lets you go ah so my proposal is dumb well lets spend more time generating big tiddy goth girls for a few more hours before I actually do my job
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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Like gnomes are real though they live in Switzerland and the Scandinavian countries, maybe greenland too
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
@Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club I got a new Attorney for things I like him. He thinks votings fake just like the law and its the game we gotta play so might as well be good at it.
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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General education has failed , you cant teach retards to be creative
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 7mo ago
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When the crash happens I will only trade in Ballon animals
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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Yeah in Mexico
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
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Your new bomb which costs 5 billion more now can take fancy pictures of what the area used to look like
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
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Il go back to school when I lose my job due to HR complaints, they love me though so it may take a while
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
@RealRaul@poa.st apparently this one thinks im retarded and can fix me, I need your scholar advice should I add this monke to my asian harem of women from different countries who im not sure what the differences between them is
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
I gotta follow in my heroes @RealRaul@poa.st footsteps and get scammed by asian mafia members then go ransom myself out of jail
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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If I talked to women, I would play the long game of lightening the population by impregnating all women
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 9mo ago
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Steal someone else's package
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
A Gypsy once told me I would have a 1000 unrequited loves. What a dumb curse we're already 30% done
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 6mo ago
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Based as a proponent of war and english speaking we should be sending more back like new african slave trade style. Im imaging shipping freighters that have tight and poor living conditions and those that survive to make it back to thier countries will tell the others the horrors and they will stay on thier reservations until we manifest destiny them.
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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5 DUIs, 3 Donestic Disputes, 4 unpaid loans, Several HR cases, I think im getting another raise. The last HR lady I messaged got demoted so that means I can message them even more
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 19mo ago
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:elephant_suck:
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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I might have hired you, how many katanas do you have in your office?
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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Hmmm he was old abrasive and called himself an ugly bastard. So obviously I had to retain his services, was almost sure it was you.
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
This nigga is trying to eat my chiken
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
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Deadass
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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Isn't he a high-school student and she's a prostitute
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
I will return one day :elephant_suck:
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 8mo ago
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If I join will I get free guns, meals and drugs like all those other shooters get, like if I can get a preference to my target also. Also I dont want my manifesto to be gay
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
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The effects of wide spread CGI use in movies had untold consequences on the practical effects teams
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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Could we make this were only land owners can vote in this poll
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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Thousands of years of progress and the waterwheel is still being used
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
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The thing with Nurture vs Nature is for something to not follow its true nature requires years of education and continuous reinforcement with the end result being the subject unable to properly respond to stressors. (ie. Trannies killing themselves, blacks keeping it real, retards shooting up schools...)
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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I only do cool things like drunk driving
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
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I just lay there dying, im thinking if have a few drinks it may speed up the process
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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I will be just as surprised as Kiryu when they tell me I have cancer
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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Stop laying on our pipe homeless man im trying get some jumps in
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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If only I was racist enough
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
Ah I understand why people enjoy epcot now
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 5mo ago
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Adblockers keeping me away from all the single horni milfs in my area
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 3mo ago
I think id enjoy the slow moving life a plantation owners 3rd son
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 4mo ago
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Thats a dumb way to say blood loss, creepy pasta is silly
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 6mo ago
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What a slut showing her neck and face
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MasterSimper:elephant_suck: @MasterSimper@eveningzoo.club
· 6mo ago
@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.club
I have updated my pfp to better reflect my relationship status obviously single but an intellectual and a cat
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