mastodon 4.7.3Audio producer, writer, theatre nerd, occasional voice actor. I mostly just wander around looking confused until somebody helps me.
#Horror, #MagicalRealism, and #WeirdFiction are my specialties, but if it's out there and it makes sounds, I'll give it a shot.
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There should be a word for this spaced-out sense of rage and alienation that comes from watching jackbooted thugs murder civilians and threaten WW3, and still having to, like, brush your teeth and pick up your dry cleaning and take your cat to the vet and stuff.
"Gandalf," said Frodo, "i figured out an ethical way to use the One Ring. And its going to save time and help me brainstorm and anyway, the technology is here, I don't want to be left behind. "
"Shut the fuck up, Frodo." said Gandalf. "For real, shut the entire fuck up."
I'm so fucking angry that we threw gasoline onto an already burning planet for the sake of having dumb empty ugly plasticky videos of vegetables yelling at each other.
They trash the world then imprison the immigrants trying to escape their destruction.
I wrote a post on Reddit the other day, and one guy came in to call me a fat ugly whore, and I laughed and clicked block and immediately forgot.
But then another guy came in and accused me of writing the post with ChatGPT and I was more offended than I've ever been in my life.
FUCK that guy.
Hannibal Lecter really ruined fava beans for me.
Nothing will make you despair over the literacy rates of the public so much as trying to sell something on facebook marketplace.
Honestly, the fact that the protests have been as peaceful as they have been is a remarkable testament to the protesters and organizers' commitment to nonviolence. The amount of rage they must be feeling is overwhelming. That country is armed to the teeth and constantly being brutalized and harassed. Yet the restraint is commendable.
I love my terrible city, despite everything about it.
You can't even stop a car by firing a gun into it. That's not how momentum works.
You can tell she wasn't driving at anyone because the car continued to drive for like half a block in completely the opposite direction.
Nothing like watching the 90s horror movie that absolutely demolished you psychologically when you were 12, only to discover it's the goofiest, campiest heap of silliness you've ever seen.
I had a hellish flu last week, and I coughed painfully if I laughed, so I watched only serious movies to pass the time.
So I finally watched, "There will Be Blood" for the first time sick as a dog and, friends, it failed to cheer me up.