Lemmyoutofhere

It’s not me, it’s you. Crossposted from lemmy.ca/post/71139887

What a snowflake Crossposted from lemmy.ca/post/70022182

The US won’t even look at mRNA vaccines anymore.

Both of those settings turn on the A/C to remove moisture.

Pfffft….

It never rains there?

If neither the heat or A/C work, you shouldn’t be driving that POS on the road.

And then build it anyways.

And death trap handling. You just look at a corner and die.

Daddy issues.

On the inside of the windshield from condensation?

Says the man with appliances on his front lawn. The British really are the ‘mericuhns of Europe aren’t they?

“As per my previous email [bitch]”

Mail it to the Whitehouse collect.

That would not be street legal here. Must have a functional defroster if the vehicle has a windshield.

Can’t wait to see him in a can.

BÖRK

Plants and trees are carbon neutral. They release the carbon when they decompose.

“You are so quiet” Ya, because I am focusing on not exploding.

I guess that is more fun than just saying you are a lesbian.

Third word of what?

She uses old tires as gum.

If only there was a giant cable it was tethered to that could also carry electricity.

True. Limited areas like peat bogs.

Coal only exists because the bacteria did not exist yet to break the plant matter down when those trees died. New coal can not be formed now that the bacteria exist.

When do you inject the bleach?

Does that cost extra?

Not if you never go to a buffet. I thought the pandemic taught people that they are absolute cesspools.

Well, it is a Subaru. That’s how they come from the factory.

Well, let’s see it then.

Fuck ya!

No, it enters the atmosphere.

It’s the short wheelbase and solid rear axle. They are unstable even driving straight.

Or small rocks.

Oops, dammit.

No no, it was as a lawnmower that killed the landlords.

.ca, Canadian, and agree.

And destroying our cars requiring more frequent replacement.

I thought Christ drove an Accord?

I can smell it 5 cars behind someone in their car with the windows closed. We can all tell.

Just need to join Canada.

Good. There are no gods.

They would all be foster fails.

You just have to touch little boys and you are fine.

Yup. I’m a mechanic, and I can easily spot cars that are only from 2-3 hours away where they use much less road salt. 15 year old cars from Vancouver look better than 1 year old cars here. Cars from Nova Scotia are even worse than here.

Only if you don’t understand French.

Maybe they should do something about it then.