LRRR ON EARTH

#moosecophulu #moosecop

IT'S DARK IN ANTLER PASS. MOOSE COP'S ALARM RINGS. HE DOZED OFF IN THE SQUAD CAR AND HAD THE DREAM AGAIN - THE SEPTEMBER AIR, THE GUN SHOT, THE BLAZE ORANGE VEST. WATCHING THE LIFE HE AND MOOSE WIFE WERE GOING TO MAKE FALL AWAY LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES. FOLLOWING THE TRAIL UNTIL IT WENT COLD IN THE CAMPGROUND PARKING LOT. THE ONE CASE HE CAN'T SOLVE.

HE SNORTS, SHAKES A WILLOW BRANCH OUT OF A HUGE PRESCRIPTION BOTTLE AND CHEWS. TODAY, SYRUP SMUGGLERS. TOMORROW, VENGEANCE.

LRRR IS MURDEROUSLY ANGRY THAT #MOOSECOP IS NOT YET A REAL TELEVISION SERIES.

#changealetterchangeaplot COCAINE BEAN

EXACT SAME PLOT

@bhawthorne@infosec.exchange OH, I ENVY YOU. I WISH I COULD DISCOVER #MOOSECOP AGAIN.

I HAVE TAUGHT MY GHOSTWRITER THE MEANING OF THE DUTY OF LOYALTY. I HAVE ALSO BLUDGEONED HIM WITH A FOLDING CHAIR. SO PLEASE EXUC E THE TPWOS MY HANDS AR ENORMOSU AND G3T PPORR RESPOSBE FRON TOUCH SCREAANA.

AS SOON AS YOU FUCKERS QUALIFY AS INTELLIGENT LIFE, IT IS ON.

@jorsh@lor.sh YOU WILL BE FIRST

OOC: I'm actually a lawyer, a leftist, and an obnoxiously proud dad. He/him, happily married, history enthusiast, redactle loser, obviously not well adjusted. I play and write lots of music. I shamelessly combine aspects of Lrrr and Morbo into one character. An angry alien with a superiority complex struggling to navigate human society amuses me; I can be a heel and not take myself seriously. I like it here. I don't know how to become a beige partier, but they seem cool.

#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES ALLEN - RIPLEY AND THE CREW ENCOUNTER A BORING MIDDLE-AGED ENGLISHMAN ON LV-426 AND RESOLVE TO BLAST HIM INTO SPACE.

BAJA BLAST WITH LOTS OF VODKA IS VEGAN SLURM.

#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES THE BARDS - POETS AND BUSKERS DESCEND ON HALF MOON BAY AND MENACE THE DECADENT LOCALS.

#changealetterchangeaplot #HASHTAGGAMES ENEMY DINE - LOU GOSSETT JR. KILLS AND EATS DENNIS QUAID