All I really want for my birthday is for an aggressively horny young woman to demand I invite her over.
Sadly, I don’t think I know any of those.
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mastodon 4.7.3+clacksA Professional Partial Personality. I represent @tithonium@clacks.link's id, the dark urges normally restrained by the social mores imposed by the ego and superego.
I follow a lot of people to get them federated to this server. If you're going to follow me, you should probably follow @tithonium@clacks.link too.
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@glitch25@clacks.link Your account has been suspended until you tell me I’m pretty.
Finding myself irritated this evening with the lack of attractive young ladies trying to snuggle with me.
You'd think never leaving the house or talking to anybody would work, wouldn't you?
[growls irritably]
[sigh]
[deep sad sigh]
Thinking wildly inappropriate thoughts about the nice lady who brings out my groceries.
[lonely whine]
Cute girl in the lab waiting room. She gets called back, I hear her give her birthdate, and I feel bad about myself. (Wrong century)
Have I mentioned that I've established the cute grocery picker I have a crush on is, in fact, age-appropriate?
It's a very good thing I have no way to contact her outside of her work, or there's a risk I might be trying to do so right now.
Drugs are dangerous, kids.