HawaiiWorms

If you like books about men who cross their arms, Waterstones in Manchester has a bunch of them

At least this one always laughs at my jokes

Really pleased to tell you that my last EP, Kiosk 67, is available on @jamcoop@mastodon.social. For those who want an alternative to Bandcamp it's a co-operatively owned music store, based in the UK. I intend to make my forthcoming EP available there the day it releases too.

https://jam.coop/artists/hawaiiworms/albums/kiosk-67

Somewhere a person who uses Sora is crying right now, and I just think that's beautiful.

The sun's out, the windows are open, and so of course there's a massive fucking alarm going off non-stop

Saying "are you the duster or are you the hoover?" in a seductive way, but I am genuinely talking about doing the housework

I don't know who needs to hear this but Autoglasss repair AND Autoglass replace

On Good Friday I like to commentate when I was 10 years old and had to stand in front of a whole church in just my underpants while some other kids from my class pretended to nail me to a cross and all the adults acted like this was a normal thing

Out and about

If you get turned on by the new Wuthering Heights film then Cliff Richard turns up at your house dressed as Heathcliff and throws you in horny jail

I slept for 11 hours. You'd think I'd be well rested and ready to go. And you would be totally wrong.

@kylebronsdon@mastodon.social Excellent suggestion, thanks so much

One of the worst things about being a musician now is having to try and create these things and dangle them in front of you like jewelry in front of a magpie and hope it catches your attention.

Anyway - new gig news!

https://loops.video/v/fXDFciQMtC

In a surprising turn of events, I’ve got really into vaporwave

@placebo@mastodon.ie sure looks like it but none of them seem particularly happy to help!

For 2026 I need to get a decent backpack that will make it easier for solo gigging so I'm not carrying my gear in a bunch of different bags. Anyone got any recommendations for something that will take an Ableton Push 3, bass pedal board, all my cables and DI box (and possibly some merch). I'll still have to carry my bass and my keyboard stand separately sadly.