HAPPYPOTAMUS

ever notice how when a major exploit is found it's always something that teleports your banking and health information to Azerbaijan, and never anything like disabling an ad network or pornography website

Alternate ending to The Boys where Homelander loses his power and is forced to endure listening to the average American foid for 5 minutes

only bit of boomer advice I'm going to hand off is that you shouldn't ignore coupons... everything about the economy really sucks right now and it won't help towards the down payment on a $975,000 2 bed 1 bath house, but sometimes a buy 2 get 1 free deal on cup noodles will make a dollar go a wee bit further in the week

Incredible mental acrobatics to avoid the obvious

I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME

physiognomy is real, sex pests have a look to them

There are entire companies right now under heavy AI psychosis

https://xcancel.com/mitchellh/status/2055380239711457578

Burgers should be wider not taller

It is June my brethren

It come wih eggroh it come wih eggroh

AI stole jobs this, economic collapse that. You know what will always be in demand? Copper ingots

FEDI ECONOMICS POLL
How's the economy treating you these days?

dispensationalists telling on themselves again

"TEMPORARY DOORDASH SERVICE INTERRUPTIONS could be here," he thought. "I've never been in this collapsing economic zone before, there could be TEMPORARY DOORDASH SERVICE INTERRUPTIONS anywhere"

Hope you guys are working on building up your food supplies

Remember if you have just 72 hours of protection from "DoorDash is temporarily unavailable in your area" then you're doing better than 99.9% of people

Make sure your family/friends are taking care of themselves too

Why are you guys putting off marriage? Don't you like her?

Goblin/elf race mixing is still race mixing

Choose

broke: bitching that grape soda is no longer EBT eligible
bespoke: gabagool is

choose

BYOCAG

Went to fill my gas tank and it shut off halfway through and refused to continue pumping. Never had that happen before

"we do goyslop a little different, yahurrrd?"

The birds seem unusually active today

The important lesson in all this is teaching white children that around blacks, they must never

EVER

relax

Actually I think horror is replete with examples of where holding those exact views would have prevented a lot of problems

SHEBREWS

Good news with the EBT soda ban the prices in the goydrink vending machine at work went down for the first time ever

MMM MUNICIPAL TAP WATER

I think this would be a wonderful opportunity to pause for a moment and give thanks for the great contributions of the black community to our society. Their peaceful and generous nature makes them ideal neighbors, lending testimony to their exceptional family values and parenting skills unrivaled by any other culture. Their child-rearing practices and skills mixed with their unparalleled work ethic are second to none. Their rationale and logical thought toward circumstances coupled with their innate capability to de-escalate situations is to be envied and coveted. Their commitment to academic excellence enriches our schools and serves as an example to all who hope to achieve prominence as a people. Real estate values are fueled by the mix of African-Americans into an area due to their caring and respectful nature of these communities, an example of all they have achieved through their enthusiasm for self-improvement, hard work and a self-
reliant nature. Without their industrious and creative drive, we would be poorer as a nation.

Erm Reddit confidently assured me that "Sikhs are bros," are we sure the White guy didn't do something to provoke him

diabeetus

$24 and some change