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Hey, I didn't post the brawd, lol... NOT entertaining. Don't know who she is. Dating Eminem??

Holy cats 😬 I'm 2/3 through it, but "she" looks like that Renee chick who ICE mowed down, except she talks like Fran Drescher, or something along those lines. Ack!

Sounds kinda based for instagram, lol. No way

Idk about this one. Blacks & jeets are rapey, for instance, & I would crawl out of my skin... For White dudes, he'd better at least smell nice, & have a sane BMI.

One brother likes big butts, but he would tease of boobs "more than a mouthful's a waste..." I'd remind him much more than a handful of butt is a waste, too. Lol, your clothes size & height doesn't make you giant, Miss Jane. Just curvy 😉

In a daring act of life as I know it... mouse has licked clean prong at end of trap, shit on it, & left perfectly in place, un-snapped. Whyyyy

There is a lot of ick there that falls in the mudshark pool.

Oh, yes. He's a short-bus rider, for sure. He's really handsome, though (most of all my sons, probably) & bright, good eye contact, at least. Sigh...

I could see that. Maybe stem the tide of only 1.6 kids each, down from over 2 pre-90's, also, guessing...

I knew something was wrong beyond 2.5-3, for sure. Hard to tell prior, but I actually think did just "come on," or worsen from his infantile reflex retention. He was "normal," even advanced, past 2. Diagnosed at 4.5, but special servicee started at 3.5 (OT, PT, speech).

I was traumatized af, lol, but it ended with cuddles & Mom always being a dutiful, stoic wife & mom... could've been worse Usually can, we should remind ourselves.

I wonder when it peaks?? Asking for my tard son...

Awww... that's sweet, & very cool, but no... my son is literally like level 2 autistic & retained a couple infant reflexes. He barely spoke before 4. He's tarded. My oldest son read at 7th grade level by 1st-2nd grade. Is what it is. I don't sugarcoat things, though does sadden me a lot at times. He's 6 now & learned alphabet, counting to 20 or more, writing better, but he may never work or live independently 😕

My dad was a hot mess of a human emotionally, & in many ways, but he was intelligent & a great dad to, well, only me (sadly), too. It does matter, IMO.

If I'm brutally honest, I love him no less, but I'd take a 2nd pair of toddlers (so, yes, 4 total, lol) over him most days. He IS exhausting & that whole "beat their ass" thing doesn't even work for his kind of struggles. Nor should us parents truly relish in that, even when called for at times...

Ehemm, I mean there's always gonna be some women of ill repute & some of us need dbl the kids to make up for her hopefully not procreating at all.

I have a cute nephew who impregnated an awful, druggie gutter slut, for instance... He didn't know about the boy (his mini me) until he'd already been with a foster family for 4-6+ mo., which gave him little preference in adopting. He fought. It wrecked him. Really sad.

Yes, true.

Both disgusting. A lot of sluts became good moms because they gotta make up for that somehow, but the statistical probability they stay married is still in the toilet.

It's sort of a crapshoot still in a way. If we could just incentivize LESS degeneracy all around, maybe helpful. I think father's should get custody more often, though.

My MIL said her butt dropped at 40, lol, but her youngest was 14 then. I do think the under-3 crowd, especially, keeps us in shape 💪

Any time I hop back on X after weeks/months away, I always recoil in horror

You boopin'? My toddler would ask. These button-push toilets work really well, actually. Good work 😃

Cough cough... I'm not naming names, but someone on here was whining about bitches not liking receding hairlines or men under 6,' blah blah... I get it, but uh... that's obviously a bitch you didn't want, either He went on to say he's always repulsed women, or summat. You. Will. Repulse. Us. If that's what you've decided your fate is. You can conversely be charming af if even kinda homely if that's your aim. Which way White man?? 😉

I mean based if IG muted her, lol

Ohhhh... I do love actual cherries, though!! We have lots currently, too. Rainier mostly. Best, IMHO 😉 I should turn my fast-ripening raspberries into ice cream because honorable mention of delight, too.

Spumoni guy, aye? Pistachio is pretty good... agree. I don't love cherry-flavored things, but strawberry is my fave (or huckleberry) because others too rich.

I appreciate that. I will knock certain shitty food right out of your hands, too

I didn't know he was jewish. Another one bites the dust

Local news: nigger leaves her [literally] retarded 8-yr old daughter alone in apartment to drown & flood multiple other units...

Me, too 😆 Apparently Dagnar & Escoffier are coming with us! Lol

Have 4 to excuse & sterilize a hooker somewhere

Hybrid horse girl here. Been awhile. All true. Can confirm.

Bourbon sounds intriguing! Yumm...

I wanted to picture everyone embracing mustard, but you men can have this one... lol

But I thought you said White men do often want it? 🤔 There's "phat," but what about "thicc." Now there's even skinny thicc, haha

I'm listening... 🤔

Would menopause, or would left or right??

My brothers spent countless years breaking me of starting convos like this. God bless them. I met my MIL & I totally understood why. She can't be broken at 58...

Staaahhhhpp 😆 lol, was that actually programmed, or was she just the wealthiest - & therefore chonkiest - gal in the village to covet? I've been everything from a moderate rail to moderately thicc (never this big 👀) & it also depends on your partner. My husband does weights every 2-3 days, but if I buy any exercise equipment that could form a muscle, he always gets weird. I only have a 6-8 lb range of what he likes, too, though, so things are sorta tense above or below that 😆

I've never had a bilberry don't think 🤔 Funny how each region has it's native berries. So many to be had! Farmer down road used to grow tayberries... hybrid of marion & raspberries, I believe.

I dated a 5'5" guy at 20 for 3 yrs, but I led a pretty sheltered life prior, haha. Over 6'2" isn't personally my thing, though. I think fat chicks can get laid- duh - but they can't often get committed to. There's that 🤔

I'm a fan of lingonberries, too 🇧🇻 🇸🇪 😄

Huckleberries are great... kind of along lines of boysenberries, I suppose, or like a cross between raspberry/blueberry flavorings. Small area procured here, I forget.

I missed this the other day. I'm sure the only thing standing between the left & the right is menopause 😩

You don't think she's fat... that barely registers on your scale. Lol 😉

Wow. Looks tasty!!

Have a great weekend, Cozy!

Who even is she?