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GarfGirl Simpson

@GarfGirl@jorts.horse
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Don't have a lasagna maaaaan.

Animation:
https://vimeo.com/showcase/12231733

235 Followers
257 Following
15 Posts
Joined May 07, 2026
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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
So I make GarfGirl art now.
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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

#garfield #art #garfgirl #ihatemondays #lowbrow #punk

jorts.horse

jorts.horse

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

#garfgirl #garfield #suicidaltendencies #pepsi #punk #art #illustration #bootleg

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jorts.horse

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

Joyce Carol Goatse

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

Happy HUMP day

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

I have no idea who's running at acct but it's becoming my new fave

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

If your ass were a Chinese restaurant, I'd call the health department because clearly this is a violation.

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@KronetHjort@jorts.horse hey I can publish Poople Weekly again!
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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

Joyce Carol Goatse

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

Aaaand a Tumblr
https://www.tumblr.com/garfsimpson

tumblr.com

@garfsimpson on Tumblr

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

Hey: wanna get in a GrueTV cartoon?? Just send a short recording of you reading one of your best/unhinged posts to me on discord @thatgrue

Don't sweat it - just have fun!

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

@blerrycat1@mastodon.social I'm @illwinds and my shitposting alt is @dumbasssauce69

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

u think dunmer john lennon would sing shit like

khajiit is the n'wah of mundis

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

a toilet that runs on subscription and if your credit card gets declined it spews everything back out
#zilliondollarideas

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GarfGirl Simpson @GarfGirl@jorts.horse
· 4mo ago

Dunmer John Lennon sing shit like "Khajiit is the N'wah of Mundis" or some shit.

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